french toast bread pudding

My tips for chopped contestants:
  • get all mystery basket ingredients on the plate
  • NEVER serve Scott Conant red onions ever
  • and don’t cook pasta for him either, you WILL fail and you will get chopped
  • don’t describe your food as ‘sexy’, the chefs don’t care, but you sound like a major league creep
  • also don’t flirt with the female judges you disrespectful asshole
  • dress your fucking salads oh my god
  • don’t leave your basket ingredients plain even if they’re ‘delicious on their own’
  • don’t ride a motorcycle in your intro piece please
  • make a desert that isn’t ice cream, bread pudding, french toast or crepes
  • DON’T SERVE SCOTT CONANT RED ONIONS