forestfai  asked:

More mom school stuff: French teacher had a legit mental breakdown and had to leave so they've been looking for a new french teacher. First person the offered a job to immediately left for a better job offer. Second wanted to spend a day at the school to see what it's like before they took the job. After spending the day he said he'd look for a job elsewhere.

oh fuckin hell

french people have the best comebacks i s2g like someone could walk into the room like “j'ai ramené de la salade” if you’re mad at them you could tell them “c'est toi la salade” and it’d be considered as a real Drag

9

If anyone is interested and confused by the French presidential elections, which is a total disaster, I found this cool thread on Twitter
More info about the candidates under the cut

Keep reading

You think you’re joking when you say Valjean was super passionate about bread, but try to put a French person in another country and within the first few days you’ve heard them complain about how nobody in this fucking country sells real bread and all their attempts and making a baguette are laughable

even me, I don’t eat that much bread on a regular basis but I will still bitch about how others DON’T KNOW WHAT BREAD IS because when I eat bread it’s “real” fucking bread

you think this is a cliché

it’s not

none of you guys can make bread especially not you UK and US

if we’re condescending assholes about one thing trust me

it’s bread

anonymous asked:

I am going to Paris next year I was wondering if you had any ideas on how to make my French skills better? Stupid question but I'm just curious

Hey Anon !!

That’s definitely not a stupid question !

French is a really difficult language to learn so if I can help a little bit, it’s my pleasure !

The best advice I can give you is to listen, read and speak in french as much as you can.

It doesn’t have to be hard stuff ! There are quite simple books like Le Petit Prince ou Joseph Kessel’s books which are very modern and easy to understand. Reading 19th or 18th literature would be harder and probably would help you communicating because language shifted a bit since then and it’s very classic or romantic so it’s very long and complicated sentences (yes i’m talking about you Proust). But if you already have a solid base and feel confortable with your french, you can try !! Romantic literature is my favorite genre ! (So much good love stories ♥)

You can also have a look at french comics like Tintin or Astérix, or Gaston Lagaffe or Lucky Luke ! There are enough words to practice and it could help for some expressions ! (Plus Astérix and Tintin are culturaly really important to us haha)

Reading as much as you can in french will help you with grammar and you will certainly write better !

Then, you can watch movies in french ! Even if we really love to make indie movies, don’t feel obliged to only watch that ! Sometimes, it’s quite slow and boring.

Some movies are part of our pop culture, like Les Bronzés or La cité de la peur or Astérix et Obélix Mission Cléopâtre (Him again !) but it can be difficult for a beginner since it’s french humor with french slang !

Maybe movies with Louis de Funès ? He is very funny !

My best advice would be for you to watch french version of movies you’ve already seen, so you would already know what it is about and it would be easier to understand. Most of international release are translated in french ! (literally all of them except maybe indie movies haha)

So go for Marvel, Harry Potter, Lord of the Ring ! Even if the french voices sounds terrible, it helps !

Btw, you can also watch animated movies in french (Disney, Pixar or even FRENCH animated movies HEHE), it’s quite nice !

Tv shows and animated series are great too ?? I mean it is internationaly admited that french people made the greatest Simpsons’ voices !

Maybe TV Shows is not a good idea, it’s really terrible and it will break your mind they kept the same voice for nine and ten in doctor who I MEAN

There are also great french youtubers like Cyprien, Norman fait des vidéos, jimmyfaitlcon, Math se fait des films (funny analysis about movies) who makes podcasts about daily life, and some gamers, mostly Squeezie (he is a bit crazy but we love him)

I don’t know much about beauty channels, but there is enjoyphoenix ??

Some groups of youtubers make great humorous (or not) videos, like the Palmashow, Studio Bagel, Golden Moustache ! It’s short sketches that are really fun and help a lot to learn !

My last advice will be to speak french. Yeah, seems pretty logical, uh ?

I mean, if you can have a penpal you can correspond with, it would be great !


I hope it helped a little ! Have fun in Paris !

I’m sure some of my friends in the french side can give more advices ! ;)


[EDIT :] HOW COULD I FORGOT THE GLORY THAT IS KAAMELOTT
So fun, almost historically acurate, so well played, King Arthur !! such a great impact on french youth !!

(btw it’s amazing)