I needed a little pick me up doodle before I go into this next coming week while simultaneously telling myself I don’t need to have everything in my life figured out right now. Hopefully this motivational koala is helpful to some of you guys too.
In France we had that one commercial which starred a bearskin rug as a movie director in Hollywood that gave his instructions in english with a terrible french accent and at one point he flies into a rage and screams “I DON’T GIVE A SHIIIIIIT” this commercial was the best i miss it.
You think you’re joking when you say Valjean was super passionate about bread, but try to put a French person in another country and within the first few days you’ve heard them complain about how nobody in this fucking country sells real bread and all their attempts and making a baguette are laughable
even me, I don’t eat that much bread on a regular basis but I will still bitch about how others DON’T KNOW WHAT BREAD IS because when I eat bread it’s “real” fucking bread
you think this is a cliché
none of you guys can make bread especially not you UK and US
if we’re condescending assholes about one thing trust me
Avec cette fameuse blague du 31 décembre. Quand le mec doit te voir la semaine d'après, le 31 décembre il te dit: “Et dis donc…à l'année prochaine!” Et l'autre en général il comprend pas, il dit: “Ah bon on se voit pas mardi?” Il essaye de la refaire et en général quand il veut refaire une blague, ça foire. Il voit passer une copine: “Hey, Isa, hey…. à mardi!”