french onion dip

5/24/17: Keto Day 28 of 30

Took my rest day, but missing my workout made me feel like shit tbh because I really felt like I coulda hit it hard. Not gonna go overboard today to compensate or anything, but dang, it was a real buzzkill.

Breakfast: Protein shake with a tbsp peanut butter and a protein bar.

Lunch: 1 P3 Ham/Almond/Cheddar snack pack and a 8oz bottle of a pickle juice sports drink (that was honestly THE BOMB).

Dinner: 2 low carb tortillas, 3oz tilapia, 2 tbsp homemade cilantro vinaigrette, 2oz avocado, and generous heaps of fresh onion/tomato/cilantro/thin sliced cabbage.

Snacks: 1oz chicarrones with 2 tbsp french onion dip, 1 tbsp peanut butter, and vanilla cupcake brought for co-workers birthday.

In effort to lift my mood, I impulse bought a leek for the first time and plan on braising it for lunch Thursday. But can it just be Friday already so I can cuddle my dude but also be crossfaded and covered in concert bruises? 💀

@maybe-babyc @pixiemamatobe thank you both for being so supportive! I do believe I have HG 😔 French onion dip is the tits but not for every meal of the day! 😂 hopefully it’ll get better though. Send me good vibes! Also, yes finding an OBGYN is sooo stressful but I need to stop being picky. And see someone while I find someone I really like - like you suggested!

Things We Shouldn’t Do (Part 4 of ?)

Chapter word count: 12.1k (40.9k total)

Summary: “The history between the two of you is well known,” Marcus went on, talking over Clarke’s continued splutters.  “And it hasn’t escaped the notice of certain news organizations–”
“What, you mean fucking TMZ?” Clarke interjected.
Marcus sighed.  “It would be in the best interest of the show and I think both your careers if you were to be seen as a couple.”
Silence.
“A dating couple,” Marcus added as if that hadn’t been clear.
Bellamy and Clarke exploded simultaneously.“If we what?” Clarke demanded at the same time that Bellamy just started laughing.  He slipped sideways, dangerously close to falling out of his chair.

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Clarke is at the bottom of a downward spiral and Bellamy is riding an all-time career high when they’re cast as the leads of Marcus Kane’s newest drama.  The entertainment world expects a blowup of immense proportions between the two feuding actors but get a hard to explain romance instead.  Or: a fake dating celebrities AU.

{read it on AO3}


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If there was one thing that Clarke unequivocally hated about living in Los Angeles it was the traffic.  There were other things that, if you caught her at the right time, she might be able to rail on about for a while but the traffic, that was one thing that she really wished would burn in hell.

She was thinking all of this as she sat in her boiling hot car (her A/C was broken.  Again.) on a packed boulevard, surrounded by what felt like the entire city and most of its extended family. Naturally, she knew that wasn’t right. They’d never all fit.

She contemplated texting Anya and yelling at her for making Clarke drive all the way out to Santa Monica in rush hour but she knew that wouldn’t help anything.  If she was nice enough to her manager, Anya might offer to spot her a hundred bucks to fix the air conditioning and honestly that ranked much higher on Clarke’s list of priorities than the catharsis getting angry would give her.  Especially when she could flip off the asshole in the shiny BMW next to her that kept sliding into her lane.

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Happy modern AU: Baratheon family barbeque. Tommen, Mycella, and Shireen run around and swim in the pool, Stannis brings bean dip, Renly and Loras bring peach cobbler, Tommen wants to play and wrestle with uncle Loras, Davos shows up with French onion dip and chips, Robert cooks burgers and hot dogs while having a beer and laughing heartily, Cersei is tanning and not paying attention and Joff keeps asking her if he can go inside and play Call of Duty, Selyse and Mel chatter and mix a salad. Everyone is happy. Tommen has little swim floaties with little lions on them. Everyone is HAPPY!!!

THIS IS IVAN THE TERRIBLE, REMINDING EVERYONE THAT GOLDFISH DO NOT HAVE STOMACHS, AND SO THEY HAVE TO EAT A LITTLE BIT, THROUGHOUT THE DAY.
IF THEY ARE GIVEN A TON OF FOOD ALL AT ONCE, AFTER NOT EATING ALL DAY, THEY GORGE THEMSELVES UNTIL THEIR DIGESTIVE ORGANS RUPTURE. OVERFEEDING IS ONE OF THE MOST COMMON REASONS FOR GOLDFISH DEATH.


SHE ALSO REMINDS YOU THAT DIETING SHOULD NOT BE A PUNISHMENT, AND EATING JUNK FOOD IS NOT SOMETHING SHAMEFUL.
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOUR BODY NEEDS, AND TRY AND FEED THAT NEED REGULARLY.
STARVING YOURSELF FROM CRAVINGS AND SHAMEFULLY BINGING AFTERWARD DOES NOT MAKE YOUR INNER GOLDFISH HAPPY.


My favorite “junk food” is pizza rolls, potato chips with French onion dip, and warm root beer.
What is yours?

i feel like most australian birthday celebrations consist of too much alcohol, screaming, burnt food on the bbq, 750 flies, hommus/tzatziki/french onion dip (or red rock deli if ur lucky) and those $5 woolworths mud cakes 

The offerings I gave Father for his feast!
Candle, frankincense incense, water, cranberry juice, a big bowl of fruit (strawberries, watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew melon, grapes, and pineapple) and cucumber rolls with soy sauce. I also will offer him some french onion dip later this evening.
Dua Sobek-Ra!