french gaurds

  • Me: *Walks up to French Guard at Versailles*
  • Me: Pardon, but how much is it to buy this house?
  • French Gaurd: Monsieur, it is not for le sale.
  • Me: This crisp Benjamin Franklin says otherwise
  • French Guard: *Takes the money and nervously looks around*
  • French Guard: It's all yours.