french fries are the shit

Things Said in My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.3
  • <p> <b>Natsu:</b> *snickering*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Wow....<p/><b>Gray:</b> What?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Your underwear..<p/><b>Gray:</b> What about them?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> WHAT STRAIGHT MAN WEARS RAINBOW COLORED UNDERWEAR.<p/><b>Gray:</b> THIS IS MY LAST PAIR, AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. I AM NOT GAY.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Nooo you are as straight as curly french fries.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *When Wendy Was A Baby*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I think she's pooped...<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> No shit sherlock. *covers nose*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Who's gonna change her?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I know who! Gray hold her for a sec! *gives Wendy to Gray<p/><b>Gray:</b> Alright! *holds Wendy*<p/><b></b> *Gajeel and Natsu Leave*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Wait...<p/><b>Gray:</b> ....<p/><b>Gray:</b> Fuck you guys<p/><b></b> _____<p/><b>Erza:</b> What are you doing under the table Wendy? And where is Gajeel, Gray, and Natsu?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> We were playing hide n seek. :D<p/><b>Wendy:</b> ...two hours ago<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Gray:</b> I feel like we're forgetting something.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Yeah me too.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> O-oh crap!! WENDY.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> We're fucked. And it's all your fault Gray!!<p/><b>Gray:</b> ME?! WHAT DID I DO?!<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Erza:</b> Guys meet Jellal, we're going on a date so dont expect us to be back anytime soon. See yaa *leaves*<p/><b>Jellal:</b> Hey--*gets pulled*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *marks another tally*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> What are you doing?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> marking another one of her unsuccessful dates<p/><b></b> ______<p/><b>Natsu:</b> .....<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *stuck in a catbox* help me..<p/><b>Natsu:</b><p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *Wendy, Natsu, and Gray Playing Minecraft*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Who the hell still plays minecraft?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I DO FUCKER.<p/><b>Gray:</b> GOT A PROBLEM?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> YES I DO GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. YA'LL DIDNT INVITE.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> See i told you guys.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Laxus:</b> All of you are gay.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> No laxus, Gray is.<p/><b>Gray:</b> I AM NOT, SHUT THE HELL UP NATSU.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *door rings*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> I GOT IT. *opens it to Juvia*<p/><b></b> GRAY IT'S THAT GIRL YOU SECRETLY EARN FOR AT NIGHT.<p/><b>Gray:</b> shUT UP GAJEEL.<p/><b></b> _____<p/><b></b> *door rings*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I GOT IT. *opens it to Levy*<p/><b></b> GAJEEL, THAT GIRL YOU CALL SHORT BUT LIKE HER IS HERE.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Shut up Gray!<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *at a store*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Guys calm down. As long as we dont lose Erza we're fine.<p/><b></b> *cue the losing erza*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> FUCK.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Erza:</b> *laughs insanely in the car* free ahahahahah im free..<p/><b>Wendy:</b> im still here you know..<p/><b>Erza:</b> FUCK.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Natsu:</b> GUYS, LUCY SHE IS--<p/><b>Gray:</b> if you say pregnant ill fucking murder you.<p/><b>Erza:</b> We already have Gajeel as the cry baby.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Yeah!-- WAIT. FUCK OFF.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I was gonna say she's out of town with her family and I miss her T_T<p/><b>Gray:</b> hmm erza, maybe it's a tie between Natsu and Gajeel.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *sitting on the couch*<p/><b>Everyone:</b> COBRAAAA *going in for a hug*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> if any of you touch me ill leave.<p/><b>Everyone:</b> *steps away*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> COBRA!! *hugs him*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *hugs back* Hey shorty.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> WHAT.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> HOW RUDE.<p/><b>Gray:</b> NO FAIIRRRR.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I have a pen.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Natsu no...<p/><b>Gray:</b> I have an apple.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> gray no...<p/><b>Both:</b> UH APPLE-PEN<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Jesus christ.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *At An Amusement Park*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Okay Wendy and Natsu are partners.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *mutters under breath* thank god. *he doesnt like rollercoasters*<p/><b></b> *later on a ride*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Natsu let's go on the one that drops!!<p/><b>Natsu:</b> O-okay! *is terrified*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Hurry up Natsu! *pats a seat for him*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Im going im going! *sits down and straps self*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *ditches Natsu last minute*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> SCREW YOU WEN--*gets lifted up*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Wendy you're pure evil.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I know<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> i feel proud<p/><b>Wendy:</b> You should be.<p/><b></b> *insert Natsu's girly screams*<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> Here is part 3, ya'll really seemed to love them.<p/><b></b> Part 4? <p/></p>

I think I know why i’m excited about this. Just look at this in more depth. This is probably keith and lance’s first meeting. LANCE SELLING KEITH FRENCH FRIES AT A FOOD TRUCK? And lance is leaning on his arm and shit and probably chatting up keith?? They are 100% flirting y'all this is the shit you see in cliche movies where the main couple meet because of a summer job or some crap like that. This is the klance content I need

Hey you, the person who is’s reading, maybe this day hasn’t been great at all but I must say that you’re great, you deserve more than what you believe, keep smiling, you look beautiful when you do it, I wish you the best in this life, cheer up, remember that things go wrong, shit happens but life goes on. Stay safe, stay alive, it does get better.

Matt and Pidge Headcanons

Matt and Pidge headcanons cause I don’t see enough of it around. These are heavily based off of my sister and me so um sorry.  Btw all this will probably be proven wrong some way but you know what until then- 

• Tomas the Tank Engine kids

• shared rooms probably at one point

•When they were little they would take everything apart. Not washing your clothes this week, cause the washer is destroyed. Can’t use the laptop because Pidge is hiding the parts in their pockets. 


• Matt used to put together Pidge’s lunch 

• Matt got in trouble once for letting Pidge watch Alien but Matt was actually the one who was scared. He slept with the lights on for a month. 

• Had a hamster once. Once… 

•the President and the Vice President of their public school robotics club 

• both have made it into the newspaper at least once for winning school contests and events 

•when parents aren’t home, they usually eat grilled cheese and tomato soup together, cause it’s the only thing Matt can make and Pidge will eat.

• ” be good today, Kat" 

   " Matt, I will punch u in the leg" 

•finish each other’s sentences, and are so emotionally and mentally inSync that Mama Holt and Papa Holt are just so “ ????? How" 

•meme each other all the time everyday 24/7 always

Matt:  there is this annoying dude in my class and-

  Pidge: break his legs 

  Matt: what-no

• ” I’m bored wanna run to the store at 11pm and get sodas" 

• * Matt wakes up at 4am to hear Bring Me to Life playing through the wall* 

Pidge: I wanna basket of French fries

Matt: we can’t I spent that money on the transit home

Pidge: well shit Matt, that doesn’t fix my problem

• Matt was constantly mistaken for a 14 year old. 

• “ your hair gets everywhere “ 

• * watching a movie*

       Pidge: *pointing at screen* it u

       Matt: yes it is

Pidge: btw I was at the store today, saw a cute dude, and he was your type so I gave him your number

  Matt: KAT WHY

  Pidge: cause he was cute. And your type.

•Matt is a major Airhead. Makes talkin to him hard. 

• Matt used to watch Naruto 

Matt: can u pick up some milk on the way home

Pidge: go ask your friend Naruto

• Matt’s iconic puppy dog face. Pidge hates it

• no only I can make fun of my brother if u do it I will punch you in the throat 

• That being said Pidge is 100% down to destroy people’s social lives via Internet if necessary 

• Pidge got the original Nintendo console for Matt on Christmas and he cried.  

• jif vs gif debate all the time Pidge will legit fight him

Pidge: you know like nya

  Matt: what

  Pidge:  nya :3

  Matt: stop

• Matt sometimes brushed Pidge’s hair because they could never do it properly/was lazy. Pidge always kind of wanted short hair but thought they would look too similar. 

• Matt uses “XD” non-ironically 

• Probably likes Goat Simulator 

• Nerf Gun wars. Mama Holt hates them. 

• Both quote irobot  

• Matt takes long ass showers 

• Matt gets called “sweetie” a lot by waitresses. Pidge snorts. 

- Pidge:  sweaty :)

  Matt: oh my gosh stop

• When Matt was trying to get accepted into the Garrison, Pidge would need to remind him to actually get a decent amount of sleep. He would just point a shaky finger and say “ u have no right” then passes the hell out. 

Musicals as fast food puns

dear evan hansen = dear evan milkshake
book of mormon = book of voring
be more dill pickle
heathers = hashbrowns
falsettos = falsespaghettios
les miserables = french fries
cats = cat shit
21 chump street = 21 kfc
natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812 = natasha, pierre, and the great meatball of 1812
shrek the musical = softdrink the musical
wicked = trix
grease = grease
waitress = waffle waitress (at the waffle house)
next to normal = next to mcdonalds
something rotten = rotten eggs
rent = cake
newsies = foodsies
spring awakening = spring fattening
the spongebob musical = krabby patty
kinky boots = kinky bathbombs
come from away = come from wendy’s
in the heights=in the drive-thru

conceitedluv  asked:

I just went back and looked at that lil boomerang thingy izzy posted on Instagram when gelo first cut his hair when they were on that date and this nigga was dipping his French fries in ranch☹️ what the fuck type of shit is that?

Um… I am offended wym 😤😤😤 BUT WHEN YOU DIP IT IN BOTH RANCH AND KETCHUP 😍😍😍😋