Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How’s that back pain? Feeling better? Let’s fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
Period: Where’s your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don’t care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you’re eating an entire bag of M&M’s
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn’t like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
Period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.