(I mean the answer is probably no but humour me for like, 5 seconds okay?)
Carolina: Are you insane? This girl was top of the leader board for a reason. She will kick your ass so hard you see stars. And not just because your in space. Don’t fight Carolina.
Washington: Do not fight Wash. Skills aside, how could you fight him? He’s so precious. Wrap him in a blanket and dump him a ton of kittens on him instead. New you win because he is distracted.
York: You can try. You wont win but you get to fight that glorious piece off ass. He’d probably carry you to the infirmary afterwards.
South Dakota: Absolutely fight South. She wants to fight you. She will curb stomp you, but it will be worth it.
North Dakota: Why the fuck would you try to fight North? He scraped you off the pavement after your fight with South. He even apologised for his sisters behaviour. Do not fight North.
Maine: Do you have a death wish? Don’t fight Maine.
Wyoming: Absolutely fight this piece of trash. You might even win if you can disable his time distortion unit. Also he’s a fucking coward. You would destroy his ass.
Connie: Yes, fight the girl who carries around massive knives. That was sarcasm by the way. Do not fight Connie unless your name is North Dakota and you’re either going to snipe her, or place your hand on her forehead and watch her swing at you pointlessly.
Florida: Fight him. You will lose but fight him anyway. He’ll tell you what your doing wring and oh my god just fight this fucker. Enjoy knowing what you spleen tastes like.
Tex: I forgot.