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gifs of the some of the animations from the Eddsworld cartoon Mirror Mirror

you can watch it there –> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZNfsB-VacM

I can’t believe it’s been two years already. It was a fun experience and i’ve learned a lot since then. Thanks again to everyone for the nice comments and feedback :D

How do I submit an article?

You’ll just be showing us your idea at first. If it’s accepted, we’ll have you write up the full article later. To submit a pitch, click this link, which takes you to the Cracked Comedy Workshop (again, it won’t be visible unless you do the steps above first). You’ll see a whole bunch of threads full of advice and archives of accepted articles. You can read around in there all you like, but for now, scroll down until you see the “New Topic” button.

Click that, and pitch your idea. A moderator will then come into the thread you created and give you more instructions, showing you how the pitch process works.

How much do I get paid?

For your first four accepted articles, you will get $150 each. From your fifth article onward, you will get $250. If your article becomes one of the ten highest traffic-pullers of the month, you’ll earn an additional bonus payment of $100.

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Hey all. I just landed a great job in Japan that starts in March, but because I let my present employer know ahead of time, they gave me the boot. This means come January, I’m out of job. If I can’t find work, I can’t get to my new job. That’s why I’m coming to you.

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I normally charge $45/hr for developmental editing, $30/hr for copyediting and $25/hr for proofreading. My prices are already cheap.

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