free-store

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Grocery Store

Just another normal day at the grocery store.

“Free sample?” asked the man holding a tray of cheeses.

“Wow,” said the woman. “Sure!” She grabbed a cheese with a toothpick and ate it.

“What the fuck!? You were supposed to sample the toothpicks! Those CHEESES weren’t free! “ The man threw the tray on the ground to display his anger. It worked. Everyone around saw it and thought “Damn, that guy’s angry.”

“I’m sorry,” said the woman. “I didn’t know! This is a grocery store so I figured the cheese was the free sample.”

“You know what happens when you FIGURE. You make a fig out of u and re!” The crowd that had gathered around the two agreed that was what happened when you figure. “Lady, you have to pay for these ruined cheeses and toothpicks!”

“What?!” The lady looked around like “Isn’t this crazy?” but the crowd just looked at her like “This ain’t crazy.” “I will not! The toothpicks aren’t even ruined. They’re still intact! All of this is insane. I just came here to buy a tub of pretzels.”

“Did you just call me a TUB OF PRETZELS?!” The man was livid. “I may be fat as fuck, but I’m not a tub of pretzels!” The man was fat, but not fat as fuck. Fat as hell, yes, but not as fuck.

The lady had had enough and tried to leave, but the grocery store manager stepped in before she could.

“What’s going on here?” asked the manager.

“This lady ruined a bunch of cheese and the toothpick samples!” The sample man had tears welling up in his eyes. Big, fat as hell tears.

“I can explain,” began the lady, but the manager butted in.

“No need to explain,” the manager said. She was very tall and that’s why she was the manager. “You’re free to go. Please, take any one item you’d like from the store as an apology for my employee’s actions.”

“Wow! Thanks! I’ll take a tub of pretzels.” The woman left to get her tub of pretzels.

“Why’d you let her off so easy?” asked the sample man.

The manager smirked. “Easy? The manufacturer just recalled all tubs of pretzels for containing anthrax. I was about to take them all off the shelves, but I think I’ll wait until Ms. Toothpick Ruiner gets hers first. Mwahahahahahaha!”

The sample man laughed with his manager. The crowd that was still standing around looked at each other like “Time to put back this tub of pretzels I have in my shopping cart,” except for one guy who was like “Free anthrax? Don’t mine if I do!”

Just another normal day at the grocery store.

8

Guess what guys?! I made a online store!

I’ve always wanted to create a online store! I’m a student and I only have a student-job which as must of you know, doesn’t pay much! I created this store to cover my personal needs and also (and very important) to save up money for a convention! I dream of going to a con! 

As you can see in the photos there’s a lot of variety. You seriously will find all my designs in all items possible! From shirts, cellphone cases to literally just paper art. If you do buy something I would be forever grateful! If not, please reblog this for signal boost. I’m just trying to make some extra money to make my dream come true.

The link of my online store is on the title AND in my bio! Go check it out! 

PS. I created the designs and drawings myself.


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When I’m bored I go to the RT store even though I have no money because one of the most entertaining things ever is looking at Michael modelling things

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and it’s better when he’s with another person

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