ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION!!!!!
TODAY, JULY 11, 2014, IS FREE SLURPIE DAY AT 7-ELEVEN!!!! I KNOW INSIDE AND THE INTERNET ARE PRETTY AWESOME THINGS, BUT SLURPIES ARE PRETTY AWESOME, TOO (AND WHEN THEY ARE FREE, WELL….YOU DO THE MATH. BUT DON’T HURT YOURSELF).
I’m sorry about all the shouting; I’m just really excited about free food, especially food that tastes good.