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reblog if you nut daily to:

-satan

-your reflection

-the thought of brutally murdering donald trump

-old people shoving applesauce in their belly buttons

-armpit hair that is approximately twice the size of carl azuz’s diddly dong

-moths

-sexually licking spiders in front of six year olds

-the way you are

-sucking on your dentist’s fingers

-salt getting stuck in your asshole

-tiny elf ears

-using a corn dog instead of a dildo

-peppers

-chewing chewed gum you find on the street

-people named frank

-reading articles on the internet about people killing other people in strange, disturbing, yet amusing ways

-offensive memes

-high density polyethylene

-gluten free fedoras

-people deliberately misspelling your name

-vore

-unironic minion memes

-when you’re eating a mcdonalds burger and you find a pubic hair

-ted cruz liking blonde milf incest porn on twitter during 9/11

-the love child of yourself and barry the bee

-normies

-stitched up buttholes

-people with bowlcuts

-finding giant narwhal pool toys on your bed

-bleach

-going to walmart and spraying perfume in people’s ears

-god