free in dc

Obama: *kicks FOX News off Air Force One and blocks them from other press events countless times while banning other Right-Leaning conservative media from his press circle*

CNN & Buzzfeed: “LOL YOU ALL DESERVE IT!!  HAHAHA!”

Sean Spicer: *Invites both Right-Leaning and Left-Leaning media to small Press Gaggle in his office, but not CNN or Buzzfeed*

CNN & Buzzfeed:  “WE’RE BEING OPPRESSED!  OUR FREE SPEECH IS UNDER ATTACK!!  WE MUST END THIS DICTATORSHIP!!!!11!!1!!”


Who died and made CNN the almighty King of the media?  CNN lies and bashes President Trump all day long, and yet they expect to be treated better than everyone else.  No one is oppressing you, you spew you Fake News all day and no one stops you, go home.

batkids in high school expectation vs reality

dick expectation: preppy af, popular, probably a jock, friendly with every one

dick reality: cheerleader, mostly liked but still gets into fights regularly, talks back constantly, on a first name basis w/ all the secretaries in the office (”hello again, dick. i think you’ve got blood on your face” “shannon hi!! how are the kids?”

jason expectation: Bad Boy supreme, in trouble 24/7, hated by teachers, smokes on school property, always getting into fights

jason reality: huge nerd, does all of his homework + extra credit assignments, lives for field trips, probably cries while reading books in english class, has like 2 friends, that one kid who reminds the teacher about homework

cass expectation: literally non existent?? i’ve never seen her in a high school au why

cass reality: puts effort into only the work she’s interested in, generally viewed as a good student, secretly breaks rules constantly but never gets caught

tim expectation: nerdy af, top of the class, probably bullied lowkey

tim reality: literally never does homework, stays up all night researching things that have nothing to do with school, constantly daydreaming in class and probably falls asleep, hated by teachers, students find him mildly terrifying, has really close friends

I can’t stop thinking about how Tim was the only hero among his closest friends in the Teen Titans who wore a cape. So sometimes the core four would be super impressed with how Tim was able to keep up with them without superpowers, but then sometimes Cassie is calling Kon and Bart to wait up because Tim got his cape caught again or the villain literally just pulled Tim back by his cape.

Studying for exams
  • Me: ok time to get some SERIOUS *ties ninja sash around head* revision done! Those facts won't remember themselves!
  • Brain: alright,sounds cool but what about clicking that tab you have open right there?
  • Me: *-_-* the AO3 tab?
  • Brain: yea
  • Me: ...
  • Brain: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Brain: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Brain: ...
  • Me: *clicks tab and reads fanfiction for six hours*
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yo wassup im back for one day and i forgot to post all these good ipposens

28 Days of Sugar Art Challenge

Hey everyone! Join me for the month of February for a month full of shippy goodness. This includes both OCs and your favorite ships! Hoping you all get a good head start! I can’t wait to see what to see what you come up with! Fanfictions are okay too! And dont forget to tag it as #28DS 😘

Prompts:

1) Holding Hands
2) Sleeping
3) Hand kisses
4) In Kigurumis
5) Genderbent
6) Obliviousness
7) Size
8) Doing each others hair
9) Casual Clothes
10) Caught Fantasizing/Staring
11) In Costume/Cosplay
12) In a different art style
13) Changes
14) AU
15) Sick Day
16) Different decade
17) Selfie
18) Flowers and/or Chocolate
19) Oh sh*t im in love with that piece of trash sh*t
20) Failed Pick Up Lines
21) Make Out
22) I Almost Lost You
23) Date Night
24) Get Smutty or Get Fluffed
25) I See London…
26) Dominance
27) Wedding
28) Ship babies ship babies everywhere

Have fun!

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Had to bring out the old tablet since my new one decided to stop working… This old tablet drew many Jasons in its day… so here is another one.

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I was with a friend. Someone who’s been helping me do some… soul-searching.   (..)  Now that we are stuck here, I need to figure out where I fit in. And she’s been helping me do that.