free adam

GUYS GUYS GUYS

you know how this happened when Dean traveled to 2014

what if  while Crowley and Abaddon are still trying to gain control of hell, the daemons or something end up releasing Michael and Lucifer from the cage.

Then season 10 will be about  fighting the croatoan virus and trying to shove Lucifer back into hell again just like it was in the 2014 Dean visited (only this time without sex-crazed-hippie-Cas please, maybe he can be Dean-crazed instead

BONUS: we would also get this guy back

Adam's Rhaphsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just false visionary?
Caught in a skydive,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see.
I’m just a poor boy, I need the freaking key!
Because I’m forced to come, can’t go,
Stuck in a cage, down below.
Anyway the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me (BECAUSE I CAN’T FEEL IT!!!)


My brothers just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
pulled the trigger, now he’s dead.
Mama, life has just begun,
But now they’ve gone and thrown me down away!
Mama! oooooo
Didn’t mean to make you die!
When I’m not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, Carry on my wayward son!


Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body’s aching all the time.
Fuck you, everybody- you made me go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the cage!
Mama, ooooo!
I don’t want to die!
I sometimes wish I’ve never been born at all!


I see a giant silhuetto of Satan.
Writers please! Writers please! Will you ever set me free?
Thunderbolt and lightning- very very frightening me!
Michael no! Michael no!
Michael no! Michael no!
Michael no! Michael no! Oh fuck he’s here

But I’m just a poor boy nobody loves me!
He’s just a poor boy from a dead family!
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Forced to come, cannot go! Will you let me go?
Hallelujah no- we will not let you go!- let him go!
Hallelujah - we will not let you go!- let him go
Hallelujah - we will not let you go!- let him go
Will not let you go- let me go! (never)
Never let you go- let me go!
Never let me go- oooooooo!
No, no, no, no ,no, no, no, no-
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me
for me, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

So you think you can salt me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh brother, can’t do this to me brother,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here!

Nothing really matters,
Lucifer can see,
Nothing really matters- nothing really matters to me…
Anyway the wind blows…

theory: Adam is a demon

I know that we are all joking about Sam and Dean forgetting Adam in the Cage, and we all say that “it’s about damn time they do something about it!”, but I’m not sure I agree.

Just hear me out. Adam has spent almost 800 years in the Cage with Lucifer and Michael, two extremely powerful and extremely pissed-off archangels. It isn’t a very far-fetched assumption that they would torture Adam when they got bored of being at each other’s throats all the time. After all, Lucifer tortured his precious true vessel, so why would he care about some pathetic human?

Also, the Cage might be isolated, but it is still part of Hell. When people get tortured in Hell, they turn. Become demons. No matter how strong will one has, no one can hold out for 800 years (let’s make that around 600, assuming that Sam took the brunt of Lucifer and Michael’s temper tantrums while he was in the Cage, thus protecting Adam). Also, Adam has had a very long time to think about how his older half-brothers ruined his entire life (and afterlife). Granted, it wasn’t Sam and Dean that dragged Adam’s ass out of Heaven, but he might still blame them.

Conclusion: Adam is a demon, and a very angry one at that. Why on Earth would you want to release him?