Everyone is gay. Everyone. No one can escape the gay and their sexual frustration for each other. There’s some swimming and this one guy has got backstroke for days. That one dude with the same name as that one vocaloid with the yellow hair should’ve been Sharkboy in Sharkboy and Lavagirl cause damn look at those teeth how does he brush his teeth without breaking the tooth brush how did his use a binky as a baby did he like put it in his mouth and then rip it to shreds??? Kouhai just wants Sharkboy senpai to notice him.
There’s some dude that’s got butterfly wings and the shota lookin’ guy is his boyfriend. The emo guy has friend issues and is dating the pool. One of them starts out straight but then he sees Sharkboy’s cleavage and joins the gay.
That’s what Tumblr has taught me about Free