This movie is roughly 90% us watching Freddy frozen with unnerving, empty stares.

They come in all kinds of fun varieties. Collect them all!

“The Regrettable Decision”

The look of a man who suddenly realized he never returned that library book 14 years ago.

“The Soulless Limboer”

The look of a man participating in a fun, silly activity with his friends despite never changing is hollow, soulless stare.

“The Existential Crisis”

The look of a man who, in the middle of a party, abruptly became acutely aware of the fact that everything we know and love shall eventually succumb to the all-consuming march of time.