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Mischief Makers

Harry: “Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder’s Map.”

George Weasley: We owe them so much.

Harry: Hang on. This is Hogwarts. 

And that… No. Is that really…?

Fred Weasley: Dumbledore.

George Weasley: In his study.

Fred Weasley: Pacing.

George Weasley: Does that a lot.

Harry: So you mean this map shows…?

Fred Weasley: Everyone.

Harry: Everyone?

George Weasley: Everyone.

Fred Weasley: Where they are.

George Weasley: What they’re doing.

Fred Weasley: Every minute.

George Weasley: Of every day.

Harry: Brilliant! Where’d you get it?

Fred Weasley: Nicked it from Filch’s office, of course.

 first year.

George Weasley: Now, listen. There are seven secret passageways out of the castle. We’d recommend…

George Weasley, Fred Weasley: This one.

Fred Weasley: The One-Eyed Witch passageway.

George Weasley: It’ll lead you straight to Honeyduke’s cellar.

Fred Weasley: We best hurry. Filch is heading this way.

George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don’t forget. When you’re done, just give it a tap and say…

George Weasley, Fred Weasley: “Mischief Managed." 

Otherwise anyone can read it.

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[LFCC as post-war Fred! :D I designed and sewed that jacket from scratch in about three days and I honestly don’t know if I’m more proud or ashamed of it. Also I still have a bruise on my hand from leaning hard on that cane. #anythingforthecosplay

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY. MY?? BOYS????

Logically, I was all like, eh they’re just blokes who did a thing, very nice blokes but celebrities are just people, there’s no reason to get worked up about it. Then I was In The Same Room As Them and they’re very tall and pretty and when there was a bit of a delay in the next person coming up to them they leant in and put their arms around nothing and then had a good giggle about it DID I MENTION PHELPSES HAVE THE LONGEST LEGS OF ANY LAND MAMMAL and yeah basically I had an out-of-body experience.

They’re so sweet, too?? Everyone says this but it’s because it couldn’t be any more true. It’s just nonstop smiles and then BAM twincuddles the second you’re in range. Oliver thanked me wtf.

Anyway so as I was walking up I was like ‘Good news lads -flashes shirt-’ and Oliver was Tired™ so I don’t think he even noticed, but James (who was closer to me) was like EYY and we had a little finger-guns moment of salty bonding. Needless to say, that was all I wanted from this miserable earth and I’m ready to die now. It’s no wonder I look like a turtle in that photo. I’m surprised I even managed to look sentient. 

Like I’m not sure you understand? I’m chill at the moment because it’s been a week but my hands were visibly shaking afterwards and my throat has never been so dry in all my life. I still have heart palpitations. I smell colours]