The Ferret of Wall Street
- My mom: You should write a Drarry story where they're American Muggles, and Harry is participating in Occupy Wall Street with Hermione and Ron. And Draco, who's a successful stockbroker, comes out to threaten the protesters. But he runs into Harry and they can't stop staring at each other and soon begin a secret affair.
- Me: I- what?! Where did that come from?
- My mom: I was thinking about it when I watched The Wolf of Wall Street last night. Draco would look good in a suit.
- My mom: Oh, and throw Blaise in there too. He'd be perfect on Wall Street.