freak prom

stuff from the original heathers ending

i have been obsessing over this little snippet of the original heathers script ((pls daniel waters,, i’m begging you,, release the whole thing)) and there are just so many things that fell out of place just because so much changed between the script and the movie and i feel the need to share them

  • heather mcnamara Also hooks up with david from the remington party
  • there are five suicides. obviously three are heather chandler, ram, and kurt, but since this scripts was written under the assumption that the reader has already read all of the script leading up to this point, it does not expound at all on who exactly the five suicides were. we can only speculate (and i’m guessing heather duke and peter because there are some lines that suggest it)
  • martha dunnstock is paralyzed up to the legs
  • it’s implied that veronica killed people because she wanted the other students to learn something
  • ms fleming attempted suicide five times
  • instead of the doll, jd hangs the bedsheet noose,, which has even more of an “and then there were none” vibe
  • jd makes it very clear that when he was planning to kill veronica, he was going to make sure it was quick and painless
  • veronica’s mom slaps her for faking suicide
  • jd sits nude while holding a family portrait and admiring the bomb he built and in the next scene veronica sits nude while holding a gun
  • jd sets up thermals all throughout the school and at one point a hall monitor stops him and asks for a hall pass so jd shoots him and hides the body in the boiler room after stuffing a thermal down his pants
  • veronica decides to blow herself up after witnessing the typical horrible things that go down in a hallway during a passing period, but what stands out to me is that she also witnesses betty finn holding hands with a guy and heather mcnamara “in melancholic but eerily heroic contemplation” which to me seem like things that would make her not want to die
  • in her final moments, veronica helps a beetle that got stuck on its back
  • betty finn and heather mcnamara simultaneously find veronica’s suicide note while everyone else is freaking out
  • then the prom in heaven sequence starts and shit gets weirder
  • i think peter and some character that was not in the final movie named shannon have a baby?? (might be worth mentioning that she was a member of the yearbook staff)
  • there are so many more characters that i feel like i’m supposed to know some of them have descriptions but most do not and i am Confused
  • there are so many reconciliations between characters going on in this scene and then kurt has his prom picture taken with the cow he tipped
  • Also! mr. dawson is mentioned in this script and if you keep up with the reboot cast list there is a character there by the same name that i was wondering about a while back. it’s possible that the reboot my draw a bit from this original script (although i doubt jason micallef has the whole thing but he does please share jason)
  • jd does a guitar solo
  • leaders of the united states and the soviet union come on stage with big fun and fly their flags 
OKAY ALL THE ML FANDOM LISTEN

JUST FREAKING IMAGINE A PROM WHERE ADRIEN SEES CHLOE COMING TOWARDS HIM AND HE’S ABOUT TO BE JUST REALLY FRUSTRATED

BUT SHE SWEEPS RIGHT PAST HIM, GRABS SABRINA, KISSES HER ON THE FOREHEAD OR SOMETHING AND TELLS HER SHE LOOKS AMAZING AND AHHHHHHH SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THIS

Peter/Michelle Promprosal HeadCanon

So lately, I’ve been reading them and I really wanted to try this out. So give me mercy this is my first one. 

  • So Peter is totally freaking out about Prom coming out because like who would be his date after what he did to Liz at homecoming
  • Michelle doesn’t really give two sh*ts but still wants to go anyways cause like it’s fun observing people and Peter in a suit tho
  • Anyways, Ned all excited and stuff cause he’s finally gonna ask Betty out who has been smitten with since she became his lab partner junior year
  • So being his friends, Peter and MJ help out the poor dude since he’s freaking out over how to ask. 
  • They eventually decorate the whiteboard in the chemistry classroom super cool with a science pun after school. 
  • More like Peter and MJ did, Ned practices his speech in the bathroom mirror.
  • Peter and Michelle wind up becoming even closer as they draw and he figures that he wouldn’t mind spending prom with her….laughing, dancing….kiss-welp
  • Betty thankfully sees it early morning before class and screams yes before running into Ned’s arms. Ned believes he is in absolute heaven.
  • Now Peter is freaking out cause he wants to ask MJ all of a sudden and Ned like bruh, I saw it coming.
  • So they come with all these ridiculous ideas and major gestures. Cause MJ’s a big idea and Peter wants her to say yes really badly.
  • Like a banner in the cafeteria, but Flash steals the idea last minute and uses it to prompose to his girlfriend…. peter knew he should have added her name
  • Then he tried webbing the message in between an alleyway but it rained before she got there and ended with a sloppy, unreadable message….also a wet and angry Michelle.
  • He had to buy her tea for the next week for that one.
  • Ned and Peter are officially out of ideas when Betty puts them in their place.
  • “Why in the hell would Michelle want a big gesture? she’s literally used to be the school loner?” dang she’s right.
  • Peter finally comes with the perfect plan when MJ sits next to him at lunch holding another one of her famous books.
  • Michelle ends up finding a note in the book she’s currently reading the next day. 
  • It simply reads…PROM? -Peter
  • She finds him at his locker. And reacts in only a Michelle way.
  • She complains about how he touched her stuff without her consent and he’s confused about her answer and just lets her rant.
  • Then she sticks a sticky note on his locker and walks practically runs to her next class
  • Peter looks at it and smiles really big before running the opposite way to tell Ned the news. 
  • “Duh, loser- MJ”
  • Prom sure will be interesting.

What you young people need to understand… is that pre-Mishapocalypse tumblr was a very different place.

So when you find some of my popular posts from way, way back then… and, apart from the fact you all seem to have the same puns in mind (and seriously, I have read almost identical responses for what, 4 and a half years at this point?) none of you really understand how fucking weird this site was back then. Why the posts are, as they are. 

How prevalent gif usage was back then…

The Hipster/Fandom Wars…

Superwholock…

Four trillion gay rainbow gifs…

Charlie the Unicorn…

Llamas in Hats…

All the fucking animal-based memes…

Everyone was gay, there were no other fucking letters in LGBPTA+, everyone was gay and god help you if you so much as whispered ‘bisexual/lesbian/ace’ at a fandom…

Everything was Harry Potter… we found a way to MAKE everything Harry Potter…

‘I like your shoelaces’ “Thanks, I stole them from the President”

OLIVE GARDEN QUESTION

Tumblr as a country!

Tumblr Con plans!

SUPERNATURAL

That freaking Prom thing

‘Hi, I’m Erica and I have a game on my blog that you can try’

INFINITE FUCKING CHOCOLATE

Pedobear

So many memes we remember only in memory…


Like, there are things you don’t know… about that time. 

We have BURIED THEM. 

These posts are ancient relics of a different time, and like white male archaeologists of the past who were entirely ignorant of the cultures they were stealing from,  without context… you can only make pot-shot assumptions into the dark void from whence they came.

Bad Boy.

Originally posted by checkpointforpilots

REQUEST: Minho is the typical bad boy, Y/N is the good girl. Same year, same class, same neighbourhood. Minho always teases Y/N in school but she secretly likes him but is sick and tired of his constant teasing. One day, Minho played a practical joke on Y/N and embarrasses her in front of the whole grade during lunch. After yelling at him and leaving, he goes after her and finds her in the school garden and Y/N tells him how she feels and yeah

FANDOM: Minho [The Maze Runner AU]

AUTHOR: MK

TAGS: bullying, swearing, prank


I never knew my window was open. The thing about opened windows was that you were exposed to the outdoors where everyone could see you, hear you, possibly smell your B.O which could happen if you haven’t showered in a month. It was the afternoon and I finished up the last of my study notes for my upcoming chemistry exam. I needed a break and it started off by inserting the chord of the loud speaker and playing a pop song.

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anonymous asked:

um, if prompts are still open? high school AU, stiles was going to ask derek to prom, turns out he's already going with someone else so stiles keeps his feelings to himself, sulks at home with ice cream. this is kind of what happened to me so im hoping someone can thing of happy ending?

Someone is throwing stones at Stiles’ bedroom window. Stiles determinedly ignores it. Digs his spoon back into his chocolate brownie flavored ice cream, and turns up the television. There’s another loud crack from the glass, and Stiles jerks his head up to check Scott hasn’t actually broken the glass. 

“Go back to prom, Scotty,” he yells, loud enough for even the neighbours to hear. “I’m not sitting alone like some chump while everyone else gets their freak on.”

Stupid, dumb prom. Stiles had been psyched, originally. He thought it’d finally be his chance to try and be more than friends with Derek. To purvey his feelings. To shower Derek with all the fucking flowers in the universe and slow dance with him to Whitney Houston. Except, when he’d casually slash dramatically thrown himself in front of Derek’s locker, and declared they should go— For fun! As friends! Without Derek being aware of all the glorious, romantic surprises Stiles had planned, obviously— Derek’s face had scrunched up in apology. 

“Can’t,” he’d said shortly. “Someone already asked.”

“And, you— you said yes?”

Derek had shrugged, slammed his locker shut, “No one else asked.”

“But, I’m asking! Right now!”

“I can’t tell him no,” Derek had given him a strange look, “Besides, it’s not a big deal, right? We can hang out there, still do all the stuff you suggested.”

Stiles had been going to suggest awkward, first time, deeply romantic make outs behind the bleachers. He’s not sure that’d go down well considering Derek is actually going with a date. A date. 

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LITERALLY HOW I FELT GETTING UP THIS MORNING TO SEE THIS.

 Prom….a night to remember. One of the most important nights of your whole education. A night you dream of since little. A place you tend to go with a lover….AND EMILY AND SARA ARE PROM DATES???!?!?!