fraternity pranks

anonymous asked:

Hi!! How are you, hope you're doing well. So, I have never read a Sterek fic before and I'm just now starting to get interested in reading one and I'm wondering if there are any must-read staple stories in this ship?? You seem like the right person to ask. Thanks :)

You came to the right person madam

  • Nowhere Man by 1lostone. Explicit - 76k - MPREG - Before this fic I wouldn’t have touched mpreg with a ten foot pole. I was seriously skeptical about it but this fic totally changed my mind and now I’m a big fan of mpreg. (This fic hurts a lot, but in the very best way.)
  • Dating Backwards by RemainNameless. Explicit - 85k - Porn Star AU - I put off reading this fic for the longest time but once I finally got around to it I couldn’t put it down. Both Stiles and Derek are pornstars, werewolves are known and Stiles is a bit of a werephobic (thats not a word) Derek never does scenes with humans, Stiles never does scenes with werewolves. Spoiler Alert: That changes.
  • Pretty Melody by thepsychicclam. Explicit - 30k - Rockstar AU - I can promise you this, if you’re going to read ANY fic that I rec? You need to read this one. It’s honestly in my top 3 favorite fics. Stiles lives in NY working as a struggling artist and part time bartender, Derek happens upon the bar Stiles is working at and reveals that he’s a ‘rockstar’ now. I’d describe their relationship in this fic as “fuckbuddies who get their feelings all over each other until they fall in love.” Derek writes Stiles a song.
  • Slow by JenNova. Explicit - 4k - PWP - I’m recing this simply because I’m a total SUCKER for porn with feelings. And god damn does the author pull that off well in this fic.
  • This is Not Our Fate by KindreTurnany. Mature - 19k - Gladiator AU - There’s literally not enough words in the dictionary for me to describe just how much I love this fic. Stiles and Derek wake up in a barred cell and are then forced into an arena where another human and werewolf stand. They fight to the death, Stiles gets a badass reputation, the two of them develop an unhealthy codependency. 
  • A Simple Life by Survivah. Teen and Up Audiences - 13k - Fox!Stiles - Alright lemme tell you a thing, I /love/ this fic. I don’t care what anyone says about it. Stiles is originally a fox, Derek plans to stay a wolf after Laura dies. The two of them meet, and soon after Stiles meets an urn of Deaton’s magic powder which allows him to transform into a human.
  • The Jelly to His Doughnut by blacktofade. Explicit - 27k - Ghost!Stiles - Derek moves into a house where a spastic, frustrating teenage ghost happens to be haunting. Hilarity and pain ensues.
  • Around the Bend by lupinusuraneia. Explicit - 14k - Stiles is a new yoga teacher at Derek’s families gym. “Stiles thinks Derek’s a repressed homophobe who hates Stiles for making him want the D. They fall in love.
  • we knew the hands of the devil by grimm. Explicit - 27k - THIS FIC REALLY HURTS. It hurts so so bad and it’ll make you cry (or at least it made me cry) but luckily there’s a happy ending. Stiles is taken from Derek and Derek stays in his wolf form for months and months after they’ve come to the conclusion that Stiles is probably dead.

  • DILF by twentysomething - Explicit - 30k - Daddy!Derek&Teacher!Stiles - I’m pretty this is THE Sterek fic, I haven’t talked to one person who HASN’T read it. Derek is a daddy to Scott and Jackson and Stiles is Scott’s teacher. They fall in love and my heart fills with happy puppy noises.

  • Prince Among Wolves by tylerfucklin (zimothy) - Explicit - 101K - Daddy!Derek&Nanny!Stiles - This fic is awesome, is really all I can say. It addresses gender issues and acceptance and learning to be a parent and I just - GAH I could read this fic over and over.

  • Lock All The Doors Behind You by entanglednow. Mature - 25k - Feral!Derek - Derek goes feral for unknown reasons and Stiles is appointed Derek-Duty since he’s the only one Derek won’t maul when they get to close.

  • Alpha Spikes by starbeast. Explicit - 62k - Alpha!Derek&Omega!Stiles - Sighs dreamily about this fic. “Alphas are like royalty and are offered their choice of any age eighteen-and-up virgin Omega for each year’s heat season, as a ‘thank-you’ to all they’ve done for their compounds throughout the year. Derek is an Alpha and…yeah, Stiles. Stiles is an Omega. And still a virgin. In every way. And he’s just turned eighteen. This…is not his day.”

  • There is a Brotherhood by minusoneday. Explicit - 21k - Prank wars! - This is one of the ONLY fics that I have re-read countless times. Stiles and Derek are in separate fraternities, the pledge brothers from each fraternity strike up a prank war.

I could probably go on forever, but these should keep you busy for the time being♥

anonymous asked:

Request for fratboy 5sos being like the leaders of the UNI and they meet you and you change them into a better person?

Hey Anon! I love your request! I know you probably want a 4/4 but I hope you don’t mind me just writing Malum? I’m so sorry I could only think up of only 2/4 of your request, but either way I hope you like it!


Fraternity prank, something that is always a tradition here in this college. You hated this tradition because somehow for the four years you’ve been enrolled, you somehow got caught in these pranks every year. You blamed their fraternity leader, Michael Clifford. You sat in class drenched by the sprinklers that went off in the classroom, someone pulled the fire alarm thus giving the whole school a shower. Everyone was freaking out, but you knew who was the culprit… After class was over you were walking back to your dorm, drenched, angry, and tired. When you walked out of the building you could see Michael with his fraternity laughing at the drenched students exiting the building. “Hey (Y/N)” he calls out, “how was the water?” You glared at him, “piss off Clifford.” You said between clenched teeth and continued to walk. Even though you knew it was his fault, a part of you didn’t want to turn him in. You heard from the distance that he dismissed his friends, you could hear his footsteps catching up to yours, “Oh come on (Y/N), can’t take a joke? You know we do this every year.” You were silent. “Ooh? Silent treatment huh? Come on babe don’t be like that-” You turned around making him stop in his tracks. “First of all, I am not your babe Michael. Second, you and your fraternity can go screw yourself. Maybe I can’t take a joke, why? Well maybe because they aren’t funny. I have been dragged into all your pranks for the past 4 years and I honestly can’t wait to get away from you and this school when I graduate.” You said trying to hold in your frustrated tears and started walking. The next day you were sitting under your favorite tree under the courtyard reading one of your favorite books. Minutes after Michael sits in front of you with a calm expression on his face, “Hi.” He greets. You looked up, “hi…” You said bitterly, “why are you here?” “I don’t really know…” “Don’t you have pranks to plan with your minions that possibly get me in trouble?” You shot back. He was silent for a moment and bits his lip, he looks back at you with a guilty expression, “no, because I don’t want to upset you…” He says and you looked at him taken back. “Why the sudden change of heart?” You asked. “I never intended to upset you with my pranks… I guess I wanted to make you laugh?” “You suck at trying.” You said closing your book. “The fact that I really hurt you yesterday made me realized I crossed the line (Y/N)… I don’t wanna do that again. I’m sorry.” He says. “Apology accepted.” You said smiling slightly. “You know, you’re really cute when you smile, I’ll try to aim for that next time.” He says giving you a small smile back, standing up, and leaving. 


Calum Hood, head of the fraternity house and the school’s biggest player. Think of it like this, he is John Tucker and every girl wants him, they know he’s a bad guy, they know his habits, but does that stop them? No. They are blinded by the fact that he is charming, fifa captain, and pretty good kisser. There were times that Calum did try to trap you with his charms, but you knew right away that after you saw him with three different girls during the state fair, him breaking that other girl’s heart in the hall, and finding out that your roommate made out with him 2 weeks ago, made you think that you could but probably shouldn’t. “I don’t get you.” He says sitting in the empty seat in front of you in the cafeteria. You looked up at him a bit taken back, “excuse me?” “Out of all the girls in this school, why is it that you’re the only one not falling head over heels?” “Wow, you have a big ego.” Was all you could say. He rolls his eyes and smirks at you, “jokes aside, I mean it, what’s your deal?” “My deal is, Mr. Hood, is that I’m not interested in any of your little advances. What’s the point in liking someone like you, if you don’t like them back.” “So you like me?” He said smiling. “No, I never said-” “Well listen, there’s going to be a bonfire at the beach tonight, you should come.” “No I’ll pass-” “Great, I’ll pick you up.” He says leaving before you could protest… Your roommate was in a bitter mood when she found out that Calum was taking you to the bonfire, you really didn’t want to go, but he said he wasn’t going to leave if you didn’t. He drove you to the beach where there was a group of students dancing around to music, eating, and drinking beer. Though you tried so hard not to give in, you saw the aspects of Calum that every girl fell for. You almost did fall for his trap when he tried to kiss you goodnight, but you drew the line. “(Y/N)?” “Calum, I don’t want to kiss you.” “You serious?” He says arching an eyebrow. “I don’t want to kiss someone that isn’t going to feel the same way back. I don’t want to be a hook up.” “You want to be my girlfriend?” “No, what I’m trying to say is that if I like you or not, I don’t want to give into something so one dimensional.” You said before going back to your dorm leaving him in the night. For a week you didn’t see Calum, it wasn’t until Friday when he took you by the wrist and behind a building. “What was that for?” You questioned. “I don’t get it, I really don’t get you.” He says fidgeting. “What don’t you get Calum?” You asked. “I don’t get how I can get any girl I want, but you, just you. It really bothers me, it’s been bothering me this whole week that I didn’t kiss you.” He says and then goes quiet. “Do you like me?” You questioned. He bites his lip looking frustrated but then softens his expression, “I don’t know, but maybe you’re changing me.” he says looking at you in the eyes.

A/N: Thank you again Anon for your awesome request, again I am so sorry I only did 2/4 of it but I hope you really like this. If anyone wants a part two/ Lashton version then go to my ask and request here.


Curious History:  “The Extraordinary Catalog of Peculiar Inventions” or Vintage Ideas for Fraternities to Haze their Pledges, 1896-1930

The contraptions listed were designed to perform some kind of devilish prank or practical joke:  the human centipede or nite mare, an exploding spanking machine, electric branding iron, the devil’s slide, invisible paddle machine, a pledge altar, and the “surprise” chair.

Various editions of this prank supply catalog were printed from 1896 to 1930, mailed from their source in Illinois to fraternal lodges and fraternities around the country. Fraternities or lodges would then use these contraptions to use on their pledges as a test to their loyalty to the fraternity. Think of it as vintage ideas for fraternities to haze their pledges.

ohmypreciousgirl  asked:

MIT hacking makes me think about sorority/fraternity prank wars and we need an au around this pls and thank you

Yeah!! I think it would make a perfect au; Oliver and Felicity from rival sorties/fraternities, constantly trying to one up each other with their increasingly elaborate pranks, they don’t know each other’s identity, the climatic meet-up at the holiday party when they are both trying to sneak away to pull off the same hack, wait you’re cute girl/super hot guy from EECS 608??  

you’re the one trying to one up me this whole time??

i can’t believe i helped you! curse you and your feminine wiles!

it was too easy, anyone with boobs can get a frat boy to do anything


and then they make out. 

:.I See You But I Always Hesitate.: Hally AU

{ juke-box-baby }

Mally was a simple guy. He liked all genres of music, all pizza toppings, and all ice cream flavors. He’d never met a person he didn’t like and he never got into any trouble and he supported his school’s football team and he studied hard and he hated when people fought. He was a good kid. A simple kid. He was studying to be a music teacher one day and he worked a low-paying, stress-free job.

Or mostly stress-free. Dinner rush on the day of a big game was always hell at Queen’s Pizza. It was even worse when two of your co-workers were arm wrestling instead of out making deliveries or putting pizzas in the oven. Mally was putting a pepperoni in the oven when his manager came into the kitchen and called them out. He winced at the angry in his boss’s voice and was thankful it was directed at him. 

“What are you doing?" 

"We’re arm-wrestling to see who should deliver that order,” replied Nivens as if it were obvious. He waved his free hand at the pile of pizza boxes, the order receipt on top of it. His manager, Iracebeth, grabbed the receipt and red the ‘special instructions’ on the bottom.

“Send your cutest delivery boy?” She scoffed and turned back to the fighting boys. “Obviously, neither of you should go.” Before Nivens could protest she pointed a finger at Mally. “Since you dicks can’t decide, I’m sending Mally.”

“Me?” He squeaked, not wanting any part of this. He could hear his co-workers’ shocked 'him?’, too. And, well, Mally would never refuse an order from his boss so he grabbed adjusted the visor on his head, grabbed the pizza and jogged out to his car. Ordinarily he would use his motorcycle to deliver, but this order was too big to tie down to his bike. When he checked the address he saw why. The order was for the fraternity full of football players and for a brief moment Mally forgot about the special instructions and hoped he’d catch a glimpse of Tarrant Hightopp, one of the best quarterbacks in the nation and grade A hottie. He may or may not have had a little crush.

When he got to the frat house, Mally was surprised by how clean and quiet it looked. He wondered if there was a party inside or if frat boys just really ate a lot of pizza. Walking up to the door, Mally double-checked the order to make sure everything was there. He read the message “send your cutest delivery boy :)” and felt his stomach drop. He had a feeling these guys were going to be disappointed and as he rang the doorbell, he wondered why they hadn’t asked for a delivery girl or at least 'delivery person’. Maybe it was some sort of fraternity prank. Play a trick on the dumb pizza guy who thought he was the cutest. 

He considered dropping the pizzas and making a run for it, but before he could the door swung open and Mally’s breath caught in his throat. Tarrant Hightopp. 1st string quarterback. Senior.