((*cracks knuckles* Let’s do this))
Who wakes the other one up with kisses: Frank does and then Nancy grumbles a lot.
Who is the morning person and who is the night person: Nancy is a definite night owl, especially on cases. Frank is a morning person, especially when he gets a consistent nine hours.
Who is the more cuddly one: Definitely Nancy.
Who cooks: Frank is always wary when Nancy wants to cook anything, because sometimes she wants to try something new and almost burns the kitchen down as a result.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Sometimes just giving each other a massage feels great. It’s as intimate as they can get. Nancy’s been thinking of suggesting doing body paint projects but she’s not quite sure how willing Frank would be for that.
Their favorite place to be together: Out on the field during a mystery of course. If they can’t get that then going to the park will do.
Any traditions: Not really. They celebrate holidays with their families.
Their “song”: Bless the Broken Road by Rascal Flatts
What they do for each other on holidays: They try to find gifts for each other they think the other will like. Nothing too complicated.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: I like to think they went mountain climbing. I don’t know why, it just sounds like something they’d do. Or maybe they’d go to Rome.
Where did they first meet: I don’t remember how they originally met in the older book series, but in the TV series they were arguing over a suitcase and Nancy judo flipped Frank and Joe laughed his ass off.
Any pets: Nancy kept Togo.
What do they fight over: Fighting is very rare between them but it usually consists of Frank’s frustration that Nancy is too reckless and would she please exercise some more caution next time and–GODDAMMIT NANCY WHAT WERE WE JUST TALKING ABOUT?
Who kills the bugs: Nancy kind of kills them without thinking while Frank tries not to kill them but catch them and let them go outside.
Who hates morning: Nancy certainly is a Grumpy Gus in the morning.
Who’s cranky until they’ve had their coffee: Nancy’s not really cranky per say, she just grumbles and squints a lot.
Who drives: It usually depends.
Who wore braces: Neither of them.
Who got bullied: I’m pretty sure they both got picked on when they were children.
Who worries about how they will look when they’re older: Neither of them really care about looks. And besides, they don’t have to worry about a thing. They both come from a family of amazing genetics.
Who makes mix CDs: Definitely Frank. He’ll usually mix some of his music with Nancy’s favorite oldies tracks and she listens to them a lot.
Who clings to the other watching scary movies: I don’t think they get scared by scary movies, what with all the other stuff they’ve seen.
Asks weird questions in the middle of the night: “But what if–” “Nancy, that’s enough.” “I’m just saying–” “If you don’t quiet down and get to sleep in the next two minutes, I’m gagging you one way or another.”
Initiates hand holding while the other is driving: They both do it, the big dorks.
Asks, “What are you thinking about?”: Usually that question only comes up is if they’re working on a case together.
Always has to be touching the other: Sometimes after a bad case, they find comfort in keeping contact with each other.