He’s squinting at the screen, leaning over Karen’s shoulder. Reddit, and… some acronym, he’s guessing. The word ‘mother in law’ and ‘she-devil’ keep popping up. “I ain’t got words, Page. Not a single damn one.”
Alright he’s got a few. The corner of Frank’s mouth is twitching in a half smirk.
So Frank what do you think about some of the pictures around the house?
You know the Clu--... You know the pictures
Frank there are pictures that give clues to a secret room. The secret room is (gives location), just act like you somehow got suspicious of some pictures even though you barely noticed their existence the last 5 weeks. And Frank, keep this conversation on the down low in and out the house and I'll give you an extra cash bonus, spill what I told you and I will have you locked away for all eternity in Alcatraz where you will be fed bread crumbs and sleep on a bed of nails in a cell with a fat gross serial killer do you understand me?
*frank leaves and just so happens to notice pictures around the house*
Frank's DR session:
you know I have seen these pictures around since "the beginning of the game" but I'm a BB fan, this MUST mean something right? Because every single little detail of every house in every season impacted the game.
*Frank finds secret room*
Sees a letter:
Congratulations Fra-- Houseguest, you have found the secret room and with it have won 10 Coup D'états you have only until day 99 to use them good luck!
*Fast forward to finale*
Jury sits with Dr Will and discusses the Frank and Tokyo cat Bridgette broke Ep1 final 2.
so who do here thinks the cat should win?
*everyone raises their hands*
CUT!!! Allison get out here
Hello jury, this season was tailor made for Frank to win, if he was to lose I will snatch all the money you made here, make your companies fire you and leave you homeless on the side of the street. So *smiles* PLEASE *pants* PLEASE vote for Frank *starts to twitch*
*Jury sits on studio stage about to vote for a winner*
*whispers to jury* remember what Allison said *points to Allison who is twitching and panting while holding a shotgun*
*pretends to be excited cheering*
time to read the votes..
By a vote of 8-1 (not revealed who voted who).... *glares at Jury and Allison* ---
*a loud screech is heard*
*Jury looks over at Allison who is on the ground having a meltdown at the 1 vote for the cat*
-- Frank you are the winner of BB18!!
*Allison gets up in relief celebrates*
find out who is Americas favorite when we come back!
*Allison drags the jury backstage*
alright which one of you fucking pricks voted for the cat?
alright well do this the hard way *reloads shot gun*
*everyone remains silent*
Fine *shoots ground then reloads* WHO FUCKING DID IT!?!
*Jury crying yelling at eachother to confess*
Alright fine it was me! I'm sorry I did it, I love Frank but I accidentally broke the cat's hand off. I felt bad I thought the least I could do was give it a pity vote.
A pity vote huh?
YE---- *gets shot* (she gets rushed to the hospital and heals herself being the badass nurse she is)
alright get back on stage the commercial break is ending
and Americas favorite is... Bridgette! Where are you?
*whispers into Julie's ear bud* she was shot just say you made a mistake and pick someone else, preferably Frank for more cash
oops the winner is actually *starts malfunctioning* Jozea!