frank the real world

you know what i also love about Frank?

he doesn’t do movie speak.

he stutters and stammers and mutters and cuts sentences off midway and uses fillerwords like ‘shit’ and ‘you know’ and ‘yeah’ and just…his speech pattern is so normal, like how a normal person would talk in real life. because the least realistic thing in movies and tv shows is the way people talk. and frank talks like a real human being.

which made the whole show feel more real too.

i love frank castle

anonymous asked:

Drew World headcanon: janitor Wally Franks used to be cleaning and loudly complaining to the visitors, but he seems to have disappeared. Instead, an actor in a Boris costume can be seen doing the janitor's chores. People love him. Also the same "Alice" that bombed the Alice Angel performance has tried multiple times to cut open said Boris with an axe in public

Some people are freaked out, but the majority of the visitors think it’s a staged performance and start rooting for their favorite characters. Half the time everyone’s enjoying the show so much the Creators won’t even try to stop them.

Argument Analysis #1: The “Gish Gallop”

Welcome to Argument Analysis. A new series where I try and break down common argument tactics (or commonly claimed argument tactics), including disingenuous arguments, logical fallacies and the like, and explain what they are, how to recognize them, and how to avoid making them yourself. Today’s lesson is on the Gish Gallop

What is a Gish Gallop?

If you’ve been around the internet for long enough, chances are you’ve seen someone use the Gish Gallop even if you haven’t recognized it. A Gish Gallop is an argumentative tactic where an individual seeks to overwhelm his or her opponent with a large number of arguments/ sources without considering the strength or relevance of a specific individual argument/ source. It was named after creationist Duane T. Gish who was notorious for using this tactic in his debates on evolution versus creation. The term was originally used mainly in formal debates, but has since expanded to informal debates as well

Essentially the Gish Gallop functions because of the low level of effort that the Gish-Galloper has to put in to make his or her claim versus the high amount of effort that the person arguing with the Galloper has to put in to refute the Galloper’s claim. It’s a basic tenet of logic that disproving a claim takes more effort than making a claim, and the Galloper relies on this fact to make as many claims as possible. It takes too much effort to refute each claim, so some claims are left intact or the argument may go un-refuted in its entirety. In either case, the Galloper proclaims that the existing claims cannot be refuted because they are true, and that they have won the argument. 

For example, A Gish Galloper attempting to deny the Holocaust might bring up the fact that the Nuremberg evidence was all forged, that Auschwitz did not contain crematoria, that there was no single document proclaiming the Holocaust, that German documents do not list as many Jews that died in Auschwitz as people claim, that Anne Frank’s diary was written after World War II, that Anne Frank was not a real person, that victims cannot die from asphyxiation from diesel engines, etc. Each one of these claims would take a paragraph or more to refute, but only takes a small phrase to actually make. 

A variant of the Gish Gallop that is particularly prevalent in internet arguments is the argument with a thousand different claims and a thousand different sources for each claim. This argument does not actually attempt to quote or use information from a specific source but rather throws a multitude of sources at the opponent which the Galloper claims prove the point. The best example of this are the articles claim 60-300 papers published in a certain time frame refute global warming, supported global cooling, etc. The Galloper only has to cite the papers and make the claim to argue his or her position. The person refuting the Galloper has to read each individual paper to see if the Galloper’s point is actually proven by the paper, determine the validity/ credibility of the paper, look for contrasting sources, etc. So, while this isn’t a formal debate setting, given the time it takes to properly refute these arguments (which can be hours or days given the number, length, and complexity of sources), I still think that this argument counts as a form of Gish Gallop. 

How do I Recognize a Gish Gallop?

In a Gish Gallop argument, you’ll see either a lot of unsubstantiated claims, or a lot of unquoted or barely quoted (and not incorporated) sources. Gish Gallop arguments can be long (as a Galloper generally attempts to put as many claims into an argument as possible), but not all long arguments (or rebuttals) are Gish Gallops. If an argument is making a lot of claims, but these claims are well-sourced (with the sources actually incorporated into the argument), and the claims all relate to the question, then that argument is likely not a Gish Gallop. The most common way I see “Gish Gallop” used incorrectly is to refer to something that is simply too long for someone to want to deal with as opposed to arguments that make unsubstantiated claims or use unincorporated sources. There’s no official “line” for what makes something a long argument versus a Gish Gallop, but you’re going to have more people agree (and be more likely to use the word correctly) if you don’t just call something a Gish Gallop because it’s long. 

How do I Avoid Using a Gish Gallop?

It’s pretty hard to use a Gish Gallop accidentally. But, try cutting down the number of sources you use to the most relevant, or most credible. Also, if you haven’t read a source or don’t remember the entirety of it (or at the very least the main arguments advanced by it), then do not use it. Also, try to make sure that the claims you are making directly address the topic at hand, or directly respond to the claims you are attempting to address or rebut. Tangential claims or complete non-sequitors are the bread and butter of the Gish Galloper. Finally, when making an argument only make claims that you can support or are prepared to defend. If you can’t defend the claims you’re making then don’t make them. Using these methods, you should never accidentally use a Gish Gallop argument. 

And if you’re making Gish Gallops on purpose, stop. It’s not convincing to people that know what they are talking about, it’s an incredibly disingenuous debating method, and is likely preventing you from developing real skills in debate and argumentation. Gish Galloping is a crutch developed for less-skilled participants in formal debate. It’s not something that anyone who considers themselves a debater (of any variety) should consciously use. 

The sad problem with the new season of House of Cards: “Oh aren’t these people crazy and evil and dysfunctional?” Um, have you seen the real world recently?

Man, I know Frank is awful and all, but at least he has a three-digit IQ and is somewhat competent. 

America has gotten so bad even the Netflix villains seem preferable. 

very briefly, during frank’s torture in episode 12, right after the ‘where’s home, frank?’ scene- the show flashes us a quick image of maria’s face before it focuses back to the present/real world.

it’s maria on her and frank’s wedding day, and it’s right smack dab in the middle of rawlins telling frank:

except you didn’t, rawlins, did you?

maria did. she took his breath away.

* Mobile users will be happy to hear that it finally occurred to me, that I can link a stashed off-site FAQ in my blog description / sidebar.

* And it only took me a year!!

* Talking about the FAQ, I added another ‘don’t do’ thingy, mostly because of my personal disconnect from the topic in question; real world media.

* Like, guys.. let me be frank with you. Alphys gets ONE type of question:
“Has Alphys seen (insert anime)”

* As someone who’s not familiar with much anime, I am unable to answer any of these questions with enough accuracy to please my standards. This problem doesn’t stop with anime - it goes for movies, video games, basically most references to real world media and pop culture. So, from now on I’d kindly ask you to refrain asking these questions, as I am simply not familiar enough with the topic. Also, ask Alphys better questions. She deserves better.

* Ever so nyehfully yours,

* -Jim

* (PS; New comic coming tomorrow-ish)

* (PPS: Sans probably loves King’s Quest games)

* (PPPS: Papyrus’ favourite food is oatmeal, ya ninnies, like 7 people asked this)

lifeasbritney  asked:

Do you have any thoughts about "ghost Jamie"

Ah, the infamous ghost Jamie. I do, actually. Most of what I think had been said before by a lot of other great minds on this site. My apologies because this is another long one, sorry!

Diana has said that the ghost is a 25-year-old Jamie, which is when Jamie fights in the battle of Culloden. Jamie doesn’t remember the battle very much and a lot of the details are foggy throughout his life, but he does get injured badly. At one point, I believe Jamie loses consciousness and his mind takes him to his safety, which is Claire. To my knowledge, no one ever sees his physical presence during these experiences, except Frank.

In the books, Jamie is able to see things through his dreams, almost like astral-projection. He at one point is even able to see the 20th century and what a telephone is, though he doesn’t quite grasp what it is.

I believe that it’s totally plausible that his mind took him to a place to protect itself against both physical and emotional pain. While he is laying on that field, littered with his dead clansmen, his mind seeks Claire and finds her right before she falls though the stones. 

I think it’s also significant that he watches her brush her hair, which in the books is one of his favorite things to do. Jamie loves her hair and mentions how it calms him, which is a emotion he desperately needs after the fight.

It’s also worth mentioning that it is only Frank to ever see his ghost. Jamie and Frank never can meet in the real world, but both wonder about each other throughout their lives, even when they don’t wish to. Frank is haunted by Jamie and vice versa.

It also creates a beautiful theme that no matter where Claire is, Jamie watches over her. Even before Claire even knows Jamie exists, he can still find her and go to her. To me, it just emphasizes how they are soul mates and they connect with each other on a spiritual level. Their physical bodies can and will be separated, but their spirits never truly will be.

We will have to wait to see if we are right, as Diana explains that she will reveal the truth behind his ghost in the last paragraph of the last book. 

llamentations-deactivated201606  asked:

I'm writing a short story and I want to drive the main character insane, making her nuts by the last chapter. I want to do it carefully so that the reader can pick up on it but, pick up on it too late. Are there any methods you would recommend for this?

1) no
2) do not 

I’m sure you mean well, so I’m going to explain a little bit of why I’m concerned by your question. 

Firstly, what I think you’re describing is someone having a psychotic break– which is an episode of temporary psychosis caused by extreme prolonged stress, insomnia, fever, certain drugs, giving birth, or a reality unbearable enough (such as wartime) that the brain force-quits. However, you used the words insane and nuts, which, I could be wrong, but to me kind of indicates that you didn’t do the research, and/or are coming at this from a sensationalist perspective. If that’s the case, I can’t really blame you! Mental health problems are better understood today than they were in the relatively recent past, but people with mental health troubles are still very much treated as a curiosity, as people with character flaws, or as boogeymen. The treatment of mental illnesses has been (and in many ways still is, honestly) a shitshow in real life, and people have been consistently misrepresented in popular media. 

In old school gothic and horror literature, having a psychotic break– or dealing with any other kind of mental illness– was partly a terrifying conclusion because people didn’t know what was happening or how to treat it– and that frequently meant being shipped to somewhere absolutely horrible for ‘treatment’. Nowadays, if your brain does go rouge on you, it is much more feasible to get treatment and help. Despite this, even today people with mental health problems in stories are often at best misrepresented, at worst the axe murderer by default. 

So I’m going to ask you: what makes you want to write a story about a character having a psychotic break? If you were thinking it’s cool or scary or dramatic, I’d take a moment to reconsider. I’m not saying that there are no good reasons to write a story like this! My favorite story dealing with these kinds of themes is The Yellow Wallpaper, in which a woman dealing with postpartum depression and postpartum psychosis. It’s somewhat exaggerated and sensationalized, but it was written by a woman dealing with mental illness during a time when a woman’s ailments were all attributed to ‘hysteria’, and how the ‘rest cure’ had been incredibly damaging to her well-being. Writing with a basis in your own experiences as a critique of how mental illness is both viewed and treated due to society preconceptions and sexism? Sterling motivation as far as I’m concerned.  

If you decide to push on with this story, I implore you to do your research, and not use ‘insanity’ as a shocking twist ending. To be frank, even ignoring the real world implications, the ‘descent into madness’ twist ending is pretty trite at this point. 

I know I’m kind of harping on you here, and my intention isn’t to tear your ideas up or discourage you! An expression I learned from comedy is the idea of ‘punching up’– that is, to attack people in places of power and safety, and not go after people who are already down. That’s all I’m really trying to get at with this explanation– please make sure that you’re not making things tougher for people who already have it tough! 

Punch up!

The White Witch’s Gift

THREE CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY?! I must be feeling the Christmas spirit :) Enjoy and let me know what you think!

Part 1, 2

The snow was coming down fast and in heaps as Frank whispered Dickens to Bree’s now sleeping form. The Oldsmobile was still stalled as we sat on the side of the road awaiting rescue from the brutal blizzard we were in.

Frank wouldn’t admit it, neither would I aloud, but I was scared. The inside of the car was already icy, even with our combined body heat. If the blizzard lasted into tomorrow, the roads may still be scare. A shiver went down my spine at the thought of still being stuck in the car with the snow pilling higher and higher.

I shook my head slightly to dispel the negative thoughts. It was almost Christmas, people would be traveling and someone would be along.

Breathe, Beauchamp.

I watched as my breath swirled in a cloud in front of me and then glanced down and watched my daughter’s angelic face sleep. Even in the darkness, her vibrant red hair shined brightly like a fire smoldering with sparks and flames. I reached over and brushed a stray curl from her cheek, pushing away the thought of doing a similar action to the person who gave her that hair.

I closed my eyes and shook my head against the seat, instead letting Frank’s voice telling his stories sooth me until I could find a little peace inside with my head resting against the hard interior of the car.

I didn’t know how long I dozed for, but I suddenly came awake with a jerk and gasp. My heart was beating like a hummingbird’s wing and my breath was ragged as if I had just run a mile.

I placed my hand against my chest as if to slow my heart as I fought to catch my breath. My mind search back to the dizzying dream I had been having, half lost in my mind, half grounded in reality, as it was with dreams when the mind hasn’t fully drifted off.

Jamie, I thought. It was only dreams of him that made my body come alive in this way. But I almost always remembered them. Remembered his touch and carried it with me as I came awake, not willing to let him go and enter the real world again.

I glanced over to see Frank and Bree nestled together, sound asleep. I looked out the window to see the wind had died down just a little and the moon gave the night a little more light than before.

Something caught my eye from outside. A dark mass against the sliver moonlight standing next to the car, peering in.

I don’t know why I didn’t scream or awaken Frank. Something in my bones told me not to. I couldn’t see anything but that it was a man. And instinct pulled me to open the door. 

I slowly moved my hand to the handle of the door, careful to not jostle Bree. Adrenaline spiked through my veins and made my head slightly dizzy.

The door eased open without a sound and I closed it behind me as quickly as I cloud as to not let more cold air in than necessary.

My back was turned towards the car, but I could hear the rough breath coming in pants behind me. It made every hair on my body stand and my nipples tighten.  

Slowly, I turned to face the faceless man who seemed to call me outside to him. The first thing I noticed was the height and then the hair. The same shocking color I was admiring on my daughter earlier. And then the face. The last thought I remember having was seeing the blue eyes that I had longed to see for the last eights years and the same eyes that haunted my dreams and roused me from the deepest of despair.


The next thing that Claire became aware of was a warm sensation against her skin. Her eyes popped open, starling Frank, who had been apply a warm compress to her forehead.

She blinked groggily against the harsh light from the beside table and sat up on one elbow, pressing her hand against her head.

“What happened?” She asked.

All she could remember was seeing that vision of Jamie outside in the blizzard and then…nothing.

Frank put a hand on a large bump on her forehead and frowned at her.

“I have no idea,” he said with a concerned look, a look one gives to a patient who has a screw lose. “I woke from a loud bang outside the car and the next thing I see is you passing out in the blizzard.”

“I remember that much,” she said while bringing her feet out of bed and gratefully grabbing the cup of steaming tea on the nightstand.

Frank got up from the bed and looked outside to the still loud winds and snow.

 “Well, after that, I picked out up and tried to warm you in the car. Thank god Bree didn’t wake up, you would have scared her,” he shook his head again, disapprovingly. 

“God knows what compelled you to go outside,” he turned his head and cocked it in search of an explanation, but after I hesitated, he simply tuned back towards the window. 

“Then, I managed to get the car started with some help from a car driving by and you never budged when I brought you in the house or upstairs, you must have bumped your head when you fell.”

He came back over to the bed and looked at the small bump with slight amazement. “It shocks me that you didn’t spilt your head open with that wind and icy road.” 

“Hm,” she mumbled while trying to picture the image of Jamie again. Maybe she was finally losing her mind.

“Hm, indeed,” Frank said while rubbing his hands on his pants. He was wearing the clothes he usually wore to University. 

He noted her glance and got up, moving to where his jacket was against the chair. “There was a fire and some professors need to go and assess the damage. Some of my works may have been lost.”

She looked around the room while his head was turned, but saw nothing unusual. A slight wave of disappointment ran through her.

“You’ll be alright? Bree is sleeping in her room. I feed her when we got back and she’s out for the count.”

He slipped on his gloves as I moved to get up to the bathroom. “I’ll be fine, you go ahead, but be careful, the storm is still strong.”

He smiled at little at her before tipping his hat and walking into the hall. Claire let out a sigh of relief when she heard the front door close and the car start.

She went into the bathroom and splashed some cool water onto her face. Right now she needed something to anchor her and maybe something for her head.

A strange feeling came over her as she walked down the small hall towards Bree’s room. She walked a little faster, feeling silly, but needing to see her daughter.

Slowly, she eased the door open and sighed when she caught the first glance of her sleeping form and then her heart stopped for a moment when she saw who was sitting on the bed next to her.


His head snapped around and met her wide gaze with one of his own. Her knees suddenly went weak and her vision blurred. She caught onto the side of the door for support and the next thing she knew; she was pressed against a warm chest.

Immediately, she pulled back and looked into the face of her ghost. He was the same, a little older, thinner and with shorter hair, but he was the same. If he was a ghost, would he not be preserved perfectly the way she remembered him?

“Am…am I dead?” She whispered as she looked into his blue eyes and relinquished her body to his slightly shaky hands. Ghosts didn’t shake, did they?

His eyes were shimmering with unshed tears as he pressed his forehead against her own, locking their eyes together in a enchanting gaze.

“No, mo nighean donn, ye are very much alive.”

His voice was the same and it brought tears to her own eyes as she pressed both of her hands tight against his cheeks, feeling his skin in wonderment. 

“Wha…how?” She croaked with a high pitched sound that made Bree rustle in her sleep. 

Jamie caught the movement and smiled softly at her slumbering form before he picked Claire up in his strong arms and brought her back to her bedroom and sat her down gently on the bed. All the while Claire’s head spun and she reached to pinch her forearm hard to ensure that she wasn’t still dreaming. 

When he stood back up straight after setting her down, it was the first time she noticed he was wearing clothes from his time, pants and a shirt with an old jacket around his shoulders.

His straightened his spine and grabbed her hands in his, formally, as they did when they recited their wedding vows so long ago. 

It felt as though she couldn’t get enough air and he looked at her with warm, sympathetic eyes, seeing her struggle.

“Claire, I dinna mean to frighten ye. You almost stopped my heart when ye collapsed by the car,” he closed in eyes while taking a deep breath and smiled a little. “I thought I had killed ye for sure.” 

He sat on the bed next to her, giving her a little room. “You…that was you then? By the car? I wasn’t seeing things?”

Jamie laughed softly and brushed a piece of her hair back, curving his long fingers against her pale cheek. “Ye were seeing things, but no things that werena supposed to be there.” His eyebrows drew together in thought. “Or maybe ye were, you’re the only one who can see me it seems.”

Claire blinked stupidly at him for a moment and for that moment all she did was take him in. Her lost love, somehow restored. Did she really care how? Maybe she was going crazy, but if that meant she could see Jamie again, she was certainly willing to pay the price of her sanity.

“Oh, Jamie!”

She flung herself at him and he got his arms up just in time to catch her. And for an unmeasurable amount of time, they clung to each other as if one let go, the other would surly die from heartbreak. It was a miraculous thing, they felt as they twined their bodies together, wrapping every limb and finger they could around the other. It was as if all the missing and broken pieces of their souls were being forged and stitched back together as they pressed their hearts against one another, fixing the sharp edges of jagged torn hearts.

“A white witch? So, there is a real white witch, then?” 

Jamie chuckled and brought her closer to him under the thick blanket. They were sitting on the sofa in the living room, sipping tea and learning about each other all over again.

The shock of seeing him had not worn off, but both didn’t want to spend the little time they had in shock. Instead, giving thanks for the Christmas miracle they had been given. The so-called witch Jamie had talked about said he only had two days and the first day was almost up.

It all seemed very much impossible and dreamlike, but when did their lives together ever seem normal?

It had seemed fate was on their side once more because Frank had called an hour ago saying that they were snowed in at the university and he wouldn’t be home tonight. Claire felt a small pang of guilt being thankful that he was stuck, but pushed it away, locking it up. She could feel shame after Jamie wasn’t here anymore.

Even the thought made her tear up, but she pushed it aside as he cradled her against his big chest. Though he was thinner, his body was still as blissfully warm as she recalled.

“Aye. A shock of white hair,” he shook his head in wonderment. “Scared me half to death when she showed up.”

She pressed her hand against his chest, feeling his heart beating, making sure he was really here and in her arms.

“And then the ground shook and you were just…here?”

He scratched his head and smiled at her, eyes twinkling. “Well, I woulnda say it wasn’t the oddest thing that’s ever happened to me, but maybe no so strange.”

He cupped her face like it was a crystal goblet, rubbing his thumbs against the apples of her cheeks. “But ye have traveled through time, mo nighean donn. Maybe it should surprise you the least.” 

Claire suddenly realized what this meant with a feeling like a lightening bolt had struck her. “But you survived Culloden, that means I can find you again! I can go back and take Bree! We can be a family.”

Her heart soared for a brief moment but Jamie was already shaking his head. “No, you canna, Claire.”

“But-,” he cut her off before she could finish her protest, he placed a hand gently over her mouth.

“When ye were sleeping and I was sitting with Brianna, I thought ye might come up with that idea, Sassenach. But ye canna come back.”

Her heart dropped and rejection spread through her blood like a wildfire. Was there something that he didn’t want her to know about in his new life? 

“Its not that I dinna want ye, Claire. Dinna be daft,” he spoke when he saw her face, reading it like a book. He brought her closer to him, holding her against his chest like a most treasured gift. 

“Think of it for a moment, Sassenach. I will go back to prison and Gods knows how long I will be there for and I canna imagine what will happen after that,” he looked ahead as if to see his future in the past.

“Ye can’t bring the lass when I can’t provide for the both of ye. I wouldn’t be able to see ye and I won’t have you living in such a dangerous time when I can’t know how ye fare.” 

“But,” she started again, “We might be able to get you out! We could go somewhere, anywhere!”

He laughed gently against her, which sparked a little flame of anger in her.

“I dinna doubt you could quite possibly pull something off like that. Ye have before, but no. They will be hunting high and low for me and if they don’t find me, they will go to Lallybroch and raise hell.”

Claire eyes watered as hope sunk in her chest. Jamie put a finger under her chin and made her meet his soft eyes.

“Claire, ye must promise to not come to me unless ye know for certain that it’s safe. Wait until the lass is grown and can make the decision to look for me herself.”

Claire swallowed thickly and feebly nodded against him. He was right, damn him. 

“We have these days, Claire. Let us not waste this gift.”

And then he leaned down to kiss her. It was a slow building kiss, like a smoldering fire, building and building until it reached its peak of blaze.

It felt as those she was lit on fire. Her skin burned where it touched him and a similar fire was burning between her legs. Without breaking their connection, she leaned up and straddled him. Her hair falling around them like a veil, shielding them from the world outside.

She had no idea how this business of his traveling worked. It was only her that could see and touch him. But she took solace in the feel of his touch and hoped it would be enough for what came next.

He grabbed her hips and bucked up against her. She smiled against his lips and traced his bottom one with her tongue. It had only been a matter of time before it came to this. 

Jamie had sat with Bree for the hours she was passed out. Memorizing her, talking to her in whispers, though she could not hear him. And then after they had reunited, Claire and Jamie were content to just sit with each other. Leaning the news ways and smiling when they recognized the old.

Perhaps things hadn’t gotten too carried away because Claire was scared Frank would be home, but now the didn’t have to worry about that and the thought sent ripples of desire through her and she clutched Jamie closer to her.

He cupped her breast and she thought she may implode if he wasn’t inside her that very second. She almost moved to her hands to the excited bulge she felt under her, but she stopped herself and pulled back gasping.

“What, no,” Jamie muttered and brought his lips to her neck, making her weak in the knees.

“We can’t here,” she gasped against him. “Bree might wake.”

Jamie reluctantly pulled back from her, eyes dilated and face flushed. “Bed,” he whispered. “Now.”

And Claire wasn’t about to argue that.

Continued here