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conjecture: Charlie composed the “Moms Stink” song for his secret best friend Dee, at her request

evidence: the signature Charlie Kelly fakeout non-rhyme

Moms are stupid
D’oy!
I’d like to throw ’em all in the trash
They’re nothing but a big humongous pain in the butt
They’re a big humongous pain in my…VAGINA!

see also: the signature Charlie Kelly fakeout non-rhyme in “It’s Nature, Shit Happens”

Why does everybody hate me?
When will it all pass?
I’m going to bend over
So you can kiss my…BALLS!

My Favorite It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Episodes

God tier:

  • Charlie Work
  • Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense
  • The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang’s Revenge
  • The Gang Gets Quarantined
  • The Gang Misses the Boat
  • Frank Retires
  • Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs

Assistant God tier:

  • Mac and Charlie Die (Part 1)
  • Mac and Charlie: White Trash
  • A Very Sunny Christmas
  • The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
  • The Gang Gets Analyzed
  • Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games
  • Frank’s Back in Business
  • Charlie Rules the World
  • The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award
  • Mac Day
  • Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo

Demigod tier:

  • Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass
  • Mac and Dennis: Manhunters
  • The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition
  • The Nightman Cometh
  • The Gang Reignites the Rivalry
  • Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats
  • Pop-Pop: The Final Solution
  • Frank Reynolds’ Little Beauties
  • Frank Falls Out a Window
  • Charlie Catches A Leprechaun 
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Masterpost

Season 1

1x01 - The Gang Gets Racist

1x02 - Charlie Wants An Abortion

1x03 - Underage Drinking A National Concern

1x04 - Charlie Has Cancer

1x05 - Gun Fever

1x06 - The Gang Finds a Dead Guy

1x07 - Charlie Got Molested

Season 2

2x01 - Charlie Gets Crippled

2x02 - The Gang Goes Jihad

2x03 - Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare

2x04 - Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom

2x05 - Hundred Dollar Baby

2x06 - The Gang Gives Back

2x07 - The Gang Exploits a Miracle

2x08 - The Gang Runs For Office

2x09 - Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass

2x10 - Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad

Season 3

3x01 - The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby

3x02 - The Gang Gets Invincible

3x03 - Dennis and Dee’s Mom Is Dead

3x04 - The Gang Gets Held Hostage

3x05 - The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty McGoo

3x06 - The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation

3x07 - The Gang Sells Out

3x08 - Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire

3x09 - Sweet Dee’s Dating a Retarded Person

3x10 - Mac is a Serial Killer

3x11 - Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender

3x12 - The Gang Gets Whacked (Part 1)

3x13 - The Gang Gets Whacked (Part 2)

3x14 - Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City

3x15 - The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

Season 4

4x01 - Mac & Dennis: Manhunters

4x02 - The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis

4x03 - America’s Next Top Paddy’s Billboard Model Contest

4x04 - Mac’s Banging the Waitress

4x05 - Mac and Charlie Die (Part 1)

4x06 - Mac and Charlie Die (Part 2)

4x07 - Who Pooped the Bed

4x08 - Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia

4x09 - Dennis Reynolds: An Exotic Life

4x10 - Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack

4x11 - The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell

4x12 - The Gang Gets Extreme: Makeover Edition

4x13 - The Nightman Cometh

Season 5

5x01 - The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

5x02 - The Gang Hits the Road

5x03 - The Great Recession

5x04 - The Gang Gives Frank and Intervention

5x05 - The Waitress is Getting Married

5x06 - The World Series Defense

5x07 - The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

5x08 - Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens

5x09 - Mac and Dennis Break Up

5x10 - The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

5x11 - Mac and Charlie Write a Movie

5x12 - The Gang Reignites the Rivalry

5x13 - A Very Sunny Christmas

Season 6

6x01 - Mac Fights Gay Marriage

6x02 - Dennis Gets Divorced

6x03 - The Gang Buys a Boat

6x04 - Mac’s Big Break

6x05 - Mac and Charlie: White Trash

6x06 - Mac’s Mom Burns Her House Down

6x07 - Who Got Dee Pregnant

6x08 - The Gang Gets a New Member

6x09 - Dee Reynolds: Shaping America’s Youth

6x10 - Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats

6x11 - The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods

6x12 - Dee Gives Birth

Season 7

7x01 - Frank’s Pretty Woman

7x02 - The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore

7x03 - Frank Reynolds’ Little Beauties

7x04 - Sweet Dee Gets Audited

7x05 - Frank’s Brother

7x06 - The Storm of the Century

7x07 - Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games

7x08 - The ANTI-Social Network

7x09 - The Gang Gets Trapped

7x10 - How Mac Got Fat

7x11 - Thunder Gun Express

7x12 - The High School Reunion

7x13 - The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang’s Revenge

Season 8

8x01 - Pop-Pop: The Final Solution

8x02 - The Gang Recycles Their Trash

8x03 - The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre

8x04 - Charlie and Dee Find Love

8x05 - The Gang Gets Analyzed

8x06 - Charlie’s Mom Has Cancer

8x07 - Frank’s Back in Business

8x08 - Charlie Rules the World

8x09 - The Gang Dines Out

8x10 - Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense

Season 9

9x01 – The Gang Broke Dee

9x02 – Gun Fever Too: Still Hot

9x03 – The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award

9x04 – Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare

9x05 – Mac Day

9x06 – The Gang Saves the Day

9x07 – The Gang Gets Quarantined

9x08 – Flowers for Charlie

9x09 – The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6

9x10 – The Gang Squashes Their Beefs