frank and sadie doyle

  • Sadie: That was Dave Henderson.
  • Frank: Do we know a Dave Henderson?
  • Sadie: He's married to my best friend, Donna Henderson and father to the Baby Henderson.
  • Frank: Eh...rings a bell...
  • Sadie: He is a police detective officer man.
  • Frank: Nearly remember him...
  • Sadie: He's occasionally a werewolf.
  • Frank: How occasionally?
  • Sadie: Once or twice a month.
  • Frank: So close now...
  • Sadie: Allergic to bees.
  • Frank: DAVE HENDERSON!
Here's To Us
Paul F. Tompkins and Paget Brewster
Here's To Us

Here’s To Us

Frank:

My glass was half empty until I met you.

A life on the rocks I suppose,

then fate mixed in equal parts you, me, and gin,

and now my cup overflows.

Sadie:

While most might toast to one’s wealth or good health,

there are poor souls who drink to forget.

We drink to remember to drink once again,

raise a glass for the best reason yet:

Both:

Here’s to us!

Frank:

Here’s to you and me,

Sadie:

add the bottle and that makes three.

Both:

Who needs high sobriety? Here’s to us!

Sadie:

Let’s knock ‘em back til we’re out of knocks.

Frank:

Try 'em all like Goldilocks.

Both:

Fill 'er up and hold the rocks,

Here’s to us.

Sadie:

Here’s looking at us, kid!

A little lubricated.

Frank:

In booze we trust, kid!

Both:

Walking a straight line’s so overrated!

Sadie:

It seems so long we’ve been without,

Frank:

pour me a drop to end this drought.

Both:

Bottom’s up 'til we bottom out,

Here’s to us

Sadie:

To the drop of a hat, love,

and partly cloudy skies

Frank:

I’ll drink to that, love, 

Both:

Like the man said, here’s mud in our eyes!

Sadie:

And if my spirits start to sink,

Frank:

I know your favorite sound is 

[CLINK]

Sadie:

It’s the last thing I hear before I drink!

Both:

Here’s to us.

Yes we’re quite a match, so it’s down the hatch,

Here’s to us!

Lyrics by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker, music by Andy Paley.

Audio is taken from Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - “A Thrilling Hour Or So”

Okay but the best part of the The Skeleton Grief was Frank calling Sadie and you know she’s asking if he needs help and he’s like ‘no I just wanted to say I love you and everything is horrible and stupid without you okay clink bye’

he took time out of his own mess to call her with no other reason than to say his life is better with her in it like I thought he was gonna tell her how to get him out of the mess but he’s like ‘okay guys hold the stupid I haven’t told my wife I love her since this morning okay now the stupid can resume where were we’

Here we have a simple-ish art piece of my favorite TAH segment that I was gonna take with me to SFSF to try and get signed by the cast and the Bens, but as I’m no longer able to go *cries*, I thought I’d post it here for all my fellow Adventurekateers to… observe, I guess.