frank and sadie doyle

  • Sadie: That was Dave Henderson.
  • Frank: Do we know a Dave Henderson?
  • Sadie: He's married to my best friend, Donna Henderson and father to the Baby Henderson.
  • Frank: Eh...rings a bell...
  • Sadie: He is a police detective officer man.
  • Frank: Nearly remember him...
  • Sadie: He's occasionally a werewolf.
  • Frank: How occasionally?
  • Sadie: Once or twice a month.
  • Frank: So close now...
  • Sadie: Allergic to bees.
  • Frank: DAVE HENDERSON!
Here's To Us
Paul F. Tompkins and Paget Brewster
Here's To Us

Here’s To Us

Frank:

My glass was half empty until I met you.

A life on the rocks I suppose,

then fate mixed in equal parts you, me, and gin,

and now my cup overflows.

Sadie:

While most might toast to one’s wealth or good health,

there are poor souls who drink to forget.

We drink to remember to drink once again,

raise a glass for the best reason yet:

Both:

Here’s to us!

Frank:

Here’s to you and me,

Sadie:

add the bottle and that makes three.

Both:

Who needs high sobriety? Here’s to us!

Sadie:

Let’s knock ‘em back til we’re out of knocks.

Frank:

Try 'em all like Goldilocks.

Both:

Fill 'er up and hold the rocks,

Here’s to us.

Sadie:

Here’s looking at us, kid!

A little lubricated.

Frank:

In booze we trust, kid!

Both:

Walking a straight line’s so overrated!

Sadie:

It seems so long we’ve been without,

Frank:

pour me a drop to end this drought.

Both:

Bottom’s up 'til we bottom out,

Here’s to us

Sadie:

To the drop of a hat, love,

and partly cloudy skies

Frank:

I’ll drink to that, love, 

Both:

Like the man said, here’s mud in our eyes!

Sadie:

And if my spirits start to sink,

Frank:

I know your favorite sound is 

[CLINK]

Sadie:

It’s the last thing I hear before I drink!

Both:

Here’s to us.

Yes we’re quite a match, so it’s down the hatch,

Here’s to us!

Lyrics by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker, music by Andy Paley.

Audio is taken from Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - “A Thrilling Hour Or So”