francis bonnefey

England: Well. Good job, I suppose. 

France: Did you really have so much doubt–

America: FRAAAANCEEE YEEEESSSSSS

France: Ah, it is a sad state of the world when the obvious choice for my election is getting so much praise.

America: A step away from that sad state thanks to you!!!!

France: I am superior to–

Canada: fraaaanceeee yaaasss…

Ireland: I figure you’ve heard that rumor goin’ around that someone called you a dirty, cheating son of bitch who should be suspended by any decent human being, ye?

England:… no?

Ireland: What?! Damnit!! The rumor mill is moving slower than it used to! I’ll be back to finish this in a few days!!

*Standing and pulling out his phone.*

Ireland: Damnit. France.