Characters I get confused in my mind because of the fandom:
Cause like they both drink wine, embarrass their sons and are too extra to function. There is crossover fan fiction,right?
I have important questions that need answered…like
Who would win in a fight?
Who would spend more on Gucci?
Hair flip battle?
According to them, who’s son is the biggest disappointment while simultaneously the best son to ever exist in the nine realms?
Who wore it better: Uggs version
What would their YouTube channel be about?
Who can drink the most wine before jumping up on the bar and singing 80s power ballads?
Gandalf: He only needs the One; for he made that Ring himself, it is his, and he let a great part of his own former power pass into it, so that he could rule all the others. Well not all others, like 19 others. And he can clearly rule the Nazgul without it, and the dwarf rings are lost and didn’t work anyways, so 3 others.
“Secrets in the Shadows” will be following a amnesiac Hobbit, an outcast hypnotized Elf, and later on a Wraith who desires to find more meaning in his life. They are following Bilbo Baggins and the Dwarves to be a part of the treasure. Sometimes they are directly a part of the group, other times they are following behind secretly.
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Ok so I’m rereading fellowship and it keeps mentioning people sending and receiving letters and I just keep imagining some kind of Middle-Earth pony express, like some disgruntled Took having to go the whole way out to the Lonely Mountain to give them a copy of Bilbo’s latest self-indulgent poetry or whatever and being like goddamn it Bilbo I am not dying so Gloin can read two stanzas about your friend Aragorn jfc
Tom Bombadil is the best/most amusing character in anything I’ve ever read because here you have this dude who skips around the forest all day and sings nonsense songs about himself, and the One Ring, the single most powerful object in all of Middle Earth that a fucking ancient evil is furiously searching for, has absolutely no effect on him. He pops it on and doesn’t turn invisible like most do when they accessorize themselves with the pure manifestation of power and greed but instead pulls some sleight of hand shenanigans and makes it disappear into thin air like a party trick before casually flipping it back to Frodo. Frodo asks Tom’s wife who the hell he is and she just responds “He is” because Tommyboy over here is fucking beyond mortal description. The elves, who are essentially immortal themselves, refer to to this guy as “the Elderest” because he was there before any of even the oldest beings on the planet could remember. The only reason the Fellowship didn’t pick the guy to journey to and destroy the Ring in Mordor was because he might accidentally displace the whispering hellcircle that even Gandalf, a primordial spirit that helped in shaping the world, was afraid to touch because Tom Bombadil just doesn’t give a shit. So the character that many scholars speculate is the supreme being and one true god of Tolkien’s entire universe is just this secondary character that refers to himself in third person and fishes in the forest while writing iffy poetry.