Gandalf: -shortly before fight with balrog- why the fuck won’t you two hitch up?!
Aragorn: we… Our horses aren’t with us.
Gandalf: fuck you, you piece of shit, I send you a hottie and you go for a different elf, wasting my hard work!
Aragorn: I do not understand.
Gandalf: you were the chosen ones!!! My OTP!!! Mine!!!!!
Legolas used Swag Ass on Gimli.
It was super effective.
Gimli used harden.
Legolas is in love.
Gandalf: never going to happen…. Burn…… -Sobs as he runs to tell on legolas to Thranduil-
Aragon: -doing king duties -
Aragorn son: why does Gandalf don’t visit so much and when he does just sits there and glares at you?
Aragorn: -pauses- long story son.
Gandalf sobbing in the arms of Thranduil-
Thranduil: I understand Gandalf, I too was unhappy with my son’s choice and tastes in men. I have no idea where he gets it from. -Hugs Gandalf as sees Thorin coming over and waves his hands in panic for him to not come over.-
IF YOU THINK THAT I EXPLORE EVERY SINGLE LAST CORNER OF MIDDLE EARTH WHILE PLAYING LORD OF THE RINGS ONLINE THEN you are absolutely right sit the fuck down I’m going to show you the Shire and the Ered Luin