Exam question: Your gym membership is £30 a month and your textbooks are £30 each. You’re looking to cut costs so you can afford both avocado toast and a home. You’re reluctant to choose between good health and a degree. What do you do?
Answer: You build muscle carrying 2kg textbooks every day. Your cardio sessions happen when you’re running late for class and doing the avocado toast/home ownership mathematics. You graduate with abs, honours and a small supply of avocados.