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2p as quotes from Heathers (movie):
  • 2p America: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
  • 2p England: Our love is God, let's go get a slushie.
  • 2p France: I can't believe this is my life.
  • 2p China: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • 2p Russia: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you would be a game show host.
  • 2p Italy: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • 2p Japan: If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
  • 2p South Italy: Jealous much?
  • 2p Austria: I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.
  • 2p Prussia: Real life sucks losers dry.