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anonymous asked:

Cuddling headcanons for the allies and axis +Romano and Prussia?

America:

Originally posted by couplenotes

England:

Originally posted by sensuous

Russia:

Originally posted by sensuous

France:

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

China:

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

Prussia:

Originally posted by our-sizzling-seduction

Germany:

Originally posted by sensuous

N. Italy:

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

Japan:

Originally posted by relationshipaims

Romano:

Originally posted by lovershub

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it wasn’t supposed to be this gay i just wanted to give a little nod to alex and joh n’s relationship but then my friend said she hated prussia so i up-ed the gay

if you u wanna watch aaron burr sir first before this u can

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Hetalia Characters as stuff People say to me at Work

America: “So like is this produce American grown?”

Canada: “So I was looking at your maple syrup and you don’t seem to have any just regular maple syrup?!? It’s all the fake maple flavored crap!”

Germany: “I’m German and like cabbage…don’t judge me.”

Prussia: “What do you mean there’s an alcohol limit?! If I want 20 cases of beer I want 20 cases of beer!” (The state I live in has laws on how much alcohol you can buy in one transaction.)

France: “So beautiful what do I have to say for a date and maybe a couple dollars off?”

Russia: “Consumerism is just a plot by the government to control us all!”

Sweden: “I have a date tonight and just what flowers should I get? I’m sorry I’m just really nervous!”

China: “Its been so long since I’ve come to the store without children! I’ve forgotten how nice it is!”

Finland: “Do you have anymore eggnog in the back? I grabbed all I saw out but I still need like 6 more.”

Hetalia Dodgeball
  • Italy: hides behind Germany, manages to stay in the game a while by just running away
  • Germany: one of the last men standing, takes it way too seriously and kind of scares everyone else because he throws really hard
  • Japan: stays in the game for a long time because he's good at catching balls, but he's not as good at throwing them so he doesn't help his team much
  • America: accidentally knocks someone out because he doesn't know his own strength, leaves to go help the person who got k.o'd
  • England: brags about how well he's going to do then gets hit in the face almost immediately and trudges off, cursing and muttering about how he wasn't ready and this game is stupid
  • France: decent at dodging but can't catch or throw much, stays in the game on a similar strategy to Italy but without a Germany to hide behind
  • Russia: made the case that if he hit the ball with his face hard enough that it bounced back to the other side and hit someone else, it should count as catching it--got out because the rest of the world didn't see it that way
  • China: gets out after catching a few and making a couple of good throws because he's slow to get out of the way of balls he can't catch
  • Canada: is the person America knocked out
  • Prussia: as overly invested as his brother, but louder about it, gets out when he takes a little too much time to brag about that awesome throw he just made
  • Austria: pretends to be hurt so he doesn't have to play
  • Spain: having a really good time, not the first or the last to get out and makes one really good throw, cheers on his team loudly once he's out
  • Romano: didn't want to play in the first place, got dragged there and actually really enjoyed himself for about 1 minute before getting out, at which point he goes back to grumbling and cussing about how stupid this game is and how he didn't want to be here
  • Hungary: as good at this game as Germany, better at still having fun and remembering that it's a game not a damn war
Hetalia Hotel AU

Italy: Porter. Is literally always happy to bring your bags up. Or anything. As long as there is a cart.

Romano: Concierges. He makes you feel like you’re bothering him when you ask him for something. But his heart is in the right place. 

Germany: Hotel Manager. Runs a very tight ship. You do not want to be reported to this guy.

Prussia: Housekeeping Supervisor. He’s very adamant about making sure every room is cleaned to perfection.

Japan: Housekeeping. Is one of the few people who can live up to Prussia’s tight standards.

America: Front Desk Clerk. Upbeat and always happy to help. Very good at making small talk while you’re being checked in.

Canada: Front Desk Clerk. Is all smiles and makes the customer feel welcome. He is better at dealing with complaints that Alfred.

England: Front Desk Supervisor. Makes sure all the guests are happy with their stay. Has a pretty annoying job but tea helps.

France: Executive Chef. Nothing but the best. Only 5 start dishes leave his kitchen.

Russia: Bartender: Seems too serious at first but once he does a few tricks and starts small talk, the customers realize he’s pretty funny.

China: Kitchen Staff. Lives up to France’s standards. He and France do clash from time to time over who should really be in charge.

The 2ps as shit my friends (and family[and me]) have said pt.  2
  • 2p America: Listen bucko I've seen more pussy in my 17 years of life than you ever will
  • 2p England: The first time I tried to cook I caught an oven mitt on fire and burned an orange. Don't ask how because I don't know either
  • 2p China: If you can't remember my name you can call me ling-ling or dumpling, I don't care
  • 2p France: I will literally break your finger if it comes any closer to my face
  • 2p Russia: *pouring 4 packets of sugar into a cup of tea* it's 6 in the morning and I went to bed at 4. I have so many regrets
  • 2p Canada: I'm going to slit the tires on my neighbor's car if he doesn't stop coming onto our land I swear to fucking god
  • 2p Italy: *breaks finger after catching a football**completely monotone* it seems that I'm in a bit of a situation. How unfortunate. Now, if you'll excuse me *goes to the nurse crying his eyes out*
  • 2p Germany: Yeah, I can speak German. Eat meine Dick
  • 2p Japan: The only thing darker than my soul is my hair
  • 2p Romano: *in response to 'you should wear a suit to bed'* you're right, I'll look dapper as fuck while I take a napper as fuck
  • 2p Austria: I can play skrillex on my ukulele
  • 2p Prussia: *nearly in tears* she took my flower crown
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Red- Aph America

Orange- Aph Canada

Yellow- Aph France

Green- Aph England

Blue- Aph Italy

Indigo- Aph Japan

Violet- Aph Germany

Burgundy- Aph Romano

Gray- Aph Prussia

Gold- Aph China

Pink- Aph Russia

Purple- Aph Belarus

White- Aph Denmark

Black- Aph Norway

Silver- Aph Sweden

Bonus points if you include why!

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In my lecture on Russian history last semester the professor said that Russia beating Sweden made Russia into one of the European powers!
Peter the Great was quite concerned with westernizing his nation and generally opening it to the west, and St Petersburg was meant as “a window to Europe”, and me being me I had to make a shitty joke about that :y

  • 2p!Russia: (Holding a broken coffee machine) Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • 2p!Japan: I did. I broke it.
  • 2p!Russia: No. No, you didn’t. Italy?
  • 2p!Italy: Don’t look at me, look at Romano.
  • 2p!Romano: What?! I didn’t break it!
  • 2p!Italy: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • 2p!Romano: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • 2p!Italy: Suspicious.
  • 2p!Romano: No, it’s not!
  • 2p!France: If it matters, probably not but… China was the last one to use it.
  • 2p!China: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • 2p!France: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • 2p!China: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
  • 2p!Prussia: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • 2p!Russia: No. Who broke it?
  • 2p!Germany: America’s been awfully quiet…
  • 2p!America: Really?!
  • 2p!Germany: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: (yelling ensues)
  • 2p!Russia: *inner monologue*(I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.)
Hetalia Characters as things my choir has said (insp. by a Hamilton post)
  • America: What if we all dabbed in the group picture
  • England: I'm about to stab whoever's singing off key SSSSOPRANOOOOS.
  • France: THIS IS HOW YOU FORTISSIMO. VERY LOUD.
  • Russia: *uncontrollable giggling from the alto section*
  • China: *normal spongebob voice* Hiii how are ya. Wonderful weather we're havi- *yells* BOY IF YOU DONT
  • Canada: Do me a favour and say Jesus backwards.
  • Prussia: *five minutes later* ITS SAUSAGE. JESUS BACKWARDS IS SAUSAGE. OH MY GOD.
Nations react to: Surprise BJ under the table during a meeting...

America:

Originally posted by shawnasgonnagif

England:

Originally posted by eclecticpandas

France:

Originally posted by mistakeoftheconstellation

Canada:

Originally posted by gifsforthelulz

N. Italy:

Originally posted by callerinaa

S. Italy:

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Germany:

Originally posted by davajpittekilu

China:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Russia:

Originally posted by kawaii-nyah

Sweden:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Denmark:

Originally posted by dziesiemdziesiat

Iceland:

Originally posted by story-of-tate

Norway:

Originally posted by missdirtysecrets

Finland:

Originally posted by astrologyexplained

Spain:

Originally posted by lunaticyuno

Prussia:

Originally posted by haidaspicciare

Turkey:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs