hides behind Germany, manages to stay in the game a while by just running away
one of the last men standing, takes it way too seriously and kind of scares everyone else because he throws really hard
stays in the game for a long time because he's good at catching balls, but he's not as good at throwing them so he doesn't help his team much
accidentally knocks someone out because he doesn't know his own strength, leaves to go help the person who got k.o'd
brags about how well he's going to do then gets hit in the face almost immediately and trudges off, cursing and muttering about how he wasn't ready and this game is stupid
decent at dodging but can't catch or throw much, stays in the game on a similar strategy to Italy but without a Germany to hide behind
made the case that if he hit the ball with his face hard enough that it bounced back to the other side and hit someone else, it should count as catching it--got out because the rest of the world didn't see it that way
gets out after catching a few and making a couple of good throws because he's slow to get out of the way of balls he can't catch
is the person America knocked out
as overly invested as his brother, but louder about it, gets out when he takes a little too much time to brag about that awesome throw he just made
pretends to be hurt so he doesn't have to play
having a really good time, not the first or the last to get out and makes one really good throw, cheers on his team loudly once he's out
didn't want to play in the first place, got dragged there and actually really enjoyed himself for about 1 minute before getting out, at which point he goes back to grumbling and cussing about how stupid this game is and how he didn't want to be here
as good at this game as Germany, better at still having fun and remembering that it's a game not a damn war
In my lecture on Russian history last semester the professor said that Russia beating Sweden made Russia into one of the European powers! Peter the Great was quite concerned with westernizing his nation and generally opening it to the west, and St Petersburg was meant as “a window to Europe”, and me being me I had to make a shitty joke about that :y
(Holding a broken coffee machine) Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
I did. I broke it.
No. No, you didn’t. Italy?
Don’t look at me, look at Romano.
What?! I didn’t break it!
Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
No, it’s not!
If it matters, probably not but… China was the last one to use it.
Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.
No. Who broke it?
America’s been awfully quiet…
*inner monologue*(I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.)