france jokes

“Come on Boys! Make Mommy proud”!

For the Mother Day, Bud and Lou takes their mum on tour! (In France, it’s today)

I should totally work on my school diploma, but I just really needed to animate some cute Harley Quinn!

Btw, I just download a new tumblr functionality who helps me to see the tags that you guys put on my work, and I never realized  how many cute messages were hidden there! So much love and funny jokes that I can see now! <3

psg: had an advantage of 4 goals, scored an away goal and even then barcelona scored 6 goals and won the serie

yall: the ref,  the ref,  the ref,  the ref, did i say the ref?  the ref,  the ref, because the rEF

no hetalia characters or pairings are straight bc none of them are human so gender doesnt exist, and unless they identify as agender they are trans because they’re embodiments of landmasses and unless you’re french, the ground you are standing on right now does not have a gender.

I made his hair messy…because…it’s adorable

…yess she disguises as harleen at school…becasue…i like harleen in this little au…


edit: I just realized that his hand went missing :’D…and i’m far too lazy to edit it out….so yeah

Gaston and his chickens

Gaston’s Chickens aka Reddit did not disappoint

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/61kmto/how_many_16th_century_french_laying_hens_would_be/

Grantaire
Blue like the Saint Lawrence River
White like winter
Red like the blood coursing through us

Enjolras
The other Tricolour, Grantaire.

Damn I’ve been neglecting tumblr lately. Here’s a quick sketch.

I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who finds this remotely funny… I realized the other day that one of the nicknames for the Montreal Canadiens, le Tricolore, is also associated to the French flag. And Grantaire will find any way to push France-loving Enjolras’s buttons.

Grantaire’s words are lyrics from “Le But” by Loco Locass. They were loosely translated by me.

World Nations By Age
  • China: (Walks in with a cane) Morning everyone!
  • Greece: (Easing into chair) Morning!
  • Japan: (Taking medicine) How's everyone been?
  • Egypt: Oh you know, (cracks neck) same OLD same OLD.
  • Everyone: (Laughs)
  • Ethiopia: Is everyone ready to begin?
  • Mongolia: Hold on. I can't find the right file.
  • Iran: Uh, page 43.
  • Norway: Ah, yes. We're discussing 'Global Warming'.
  • Antarctica: Oh thank God!
  • America (Toddler): (Burst into room and jumps onto table) Whoooo!
  • Spain: ¿Qué carajo?!
  • America: No one can catch up to me! I'm the greatest thing that's ever happened! Hi-Oh Silver!
  • Canada (Toddler): (Following America) No! You're gonna get us in trouble!
  • Everyone: (Groans)
  • Iraq: Who let the young ones in?
  • France: (Looks around pretending to be casual.)
  • Venezuela: (Facepalms) Britain, please get your sons.
  • Britain: (Getting up) I apologize. I'll straighten him out.
  • Australia (Toddler): Me mum used to rule the world ye know!
  • India: (Gritting teeth) I know.