france jokes

“Come on Boys! Make Mommy proud”!

For the Mother Day, Bud and Lou takes their mum on tour! (In France, it’s today)

I should totally work on my school diploma, but I just really needed to animate some cute Harley Quinn!

Btw, I just download a new tumblr functionality who helps me to see the tags that you guys put on my work, and I never realized  how many cute messages were hidden there! So much love and funny jokes that I can see now! <3

psg: had an advantage of 4 goals, scored an away goal and even then barcelona scored 6 goals and won the serie

yall: the ref,  the ref,  the ref,  the ref, did i say the ref?  the ref,  the ref, because the rEF

I made his hair messy…because…it’s adorable

…yess she disguises as harleen at school…becasue…i like harleen in this little au…


edit: I just realized that his hand went missing :’D…and i’m far too lazy to edit it out….so yeah

France: Russia, what’s wrong with your sister? She’s trés mignone, but a little scary…

Russia: you see it too?? I need help! She just can’t leave me alone most of the time!

France: you want her to leave you alone?

Russia: at least for her to not touch me or cling on to me too much!

France: hmmm… then I’ve got an idea~

-Later-

Belarus: big brother, where are you- Oh, big brother there you are!

Russia: e-eep!

Belarus: now you won’t escape from me- ew. What is that on your head?

Russia: oh, its England’s food~ He accidentally spilled it on my head when I scared him~

Belarus: … I’m NOT touching you with that shit on your head. *walks away*

Russia: *crying* F-France, it worked!!

England: what are you lot screaming about? By the way, have you seen my lunch?

Gaston and his chickens

Gaston’s Chickens aka Reddit did not disappoint

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/61kmto/how_many_16th_century_french_laying_hens_would_be/

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this is by far my dumbest joke, but:
translation
F: Mhm…
P: Then Frederick died, and, I don’t know, I had a little death that day.
F: [chokes]
F: Why would you say that?!?
P: Whoa! Shit, sorry!