England: -From there, America will pick you up and drive you-
France: What!? No! He cannot! Every time I sit in a car with him i develop exactly one stress wrinkle!
England: … what?
France: it’s true, and he chips away at my remaining days left alive with his reckless action movie driving! He is too fast and and too furious!
France: I’m too young and beautiful to die!
England: You’re an ancient immortal being almost 2000 years old!
France: You have a point, but I am still pretty!
France: … right?
England: Frog, do you realise you drive a million times worse than him?
France: I’m hURT! We’ve said some horrible to each other before but that was a new low! I fear we will never recover from this-