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The Hetalia countries as random Spongebob quotes

EsItaly: I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

Germany: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?

Japan: And say hello to used napkin!

America: You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, England Squidward?

England: Just blew out of Stupidtown?

France: ALL I KNOW IS FINE DINING AND BREATHING.

China: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

Russia: You’ll never guessed what I found in my sock last night.

Poland: Am I a pretty girl?

Prussia: I can’t see my forehead.

Austria: No, Prussia Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Lithuania: I’m a good noodle!

Romano: Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli.

Canada: I’ll remember you all in therapy.

Greece: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Turkey: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

Estonia: I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD

Iceland: Imagination.

Norway: INDOORS INDOORS, INDOOOOOOORS.

Denmark: I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY

Finland: He has such a way with words…

Sweden: Happy Leif Eriksen Day! A tinga tinga torgen!

Nekotalia in real life
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Germany

N.Italy

S.Italy

Prussia

Spain

America

England

France

China

Japan

Sweden

Finland

Denmark

Norway

Iceland

Russia

Belarus

Ukraine

Greece

Turkey

Austria

Hungary

second part:http://zografoshd.tumblr.com/post/116558711568/nekotalia-in-real-life-part-2

third part:http://zografoshd.tumblr.com/post/116560169733/nekotalia-in-real-life-part-3

The Hetalia cast and their drunk types

Happy drunk (parties like there’s no tomorrow, sings Disney songs, dances like Michael Jackson):

• Germany
• China
• Denmark
• Norway
• Romano
• Russia

Sleazy drunk (gropes random people, gives free lap dances, flirts with chairs):

• France
• Iceland
• Japan
• Sweden

Sad drunk (cries on people’s shoulders,
tells their life story to a stranger):

• Belarus
• England
• Lithuania

Aggressive drunk (picks fights with strangers, threatens DJ, gets thrown out):

• Finland
• Greece
• Ukraine
• Estonia

Stupid drunk (attempts to dance with soap attached to their feet, somehow ends up with pants on fire):

• America
• Prussia
• Italy
• Canada
• Spain

France's Contact Names
  • America: burger bitch
  • England: don't answer
  • Russia: DEFINITELY DON'T ANSWER
  • China: we can both cook
  • Italy: cute kid
  • Germany: hitler
  • Japan: yaoi author
  • Spain: ass
  • Romano: should've kidnapped him when i had the chance
  • Turkey: we can both cook
  • Greece: kitty daddy
  • Netherlands: make it rain
  • Belgium: chocolate
  • Canada: my little mattieu~
  • Norway: Put the volume high
  • Finland: sweet as candy
  • Sweden: sexy stare
  • Denmark: put the volume low
  • Iceland: sexy middle baby
  • Prussia: Partner in crime
What Hetalia taught me

AMERICA taught me to BELIEVE IN MYSELF
AUSTRIA taught me that MUSIC IS BETTER THAN WAR
BELARUS taught me to STAY DETERMINED
CANADA taught me to SPEAK UP
CHINA taught me to APPRECIATE THE CUTE
ENGLAND taught me to BELIEVE IN WHAT I WANT
FRANCE taught me to BELIEVE IN LOVE
GERMANY taught me to STAY STRONG
GREECE taught me to DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT
ITALY taught me to BE HAPPY
JAPAN taught me to BE RESPECTFUL
POLAND taught me to BE WHOEVER I WANT TO BE
PRUSSIA taught me to LOVE MYSELF
ROMANO taught me that IF LIFE GIVES ME LEMONS I SHOULD GIVE A FUCK
RUSSIA taught me that WE HAVE ALL A SOFT SIDE
SEALAND taught me to FOLLOW MY DREAMS
SPAIN taught me to SMILE ALWAYS
SWITZERLAND taught me to HAVE A OWN OPINION

Hetalia Countries As Random Spongebob Quotes pt. 2
  • N.Italy: MY LEG!
  • Germany:
  • Japan: Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly
  • England: IT TOOK THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD!!
  • America: You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
  • France: I love you.
  • China: Well at least I still have my personality...
  • Russia: Do instruments of torture count?
  • Sweden: FINLAND.
  • Denmark: East? I thought you said Weast!
  • Norway: I hate all of you.
  • Finland: That’s his.....eager face. (referring to Sweden)
  • Iceland: I made it with my tears.
  • Belgium: CHOCOLAAAATTTEEEE!!!!
  • Netherlands: ME ONE MILLIONTH DOLLAR!
  • Greece: She's a purebred.
  • Turkey: How do you spell you're not my friend?
  • Cuba: HAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!!!!
  • Canada: The door is locked...and the only way to get out is through.....THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT....
  • Australia: It's not just a boulder...IT'S A ROCK!
  • Austria: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
  • Prussia: Not until 4:00
  • Hungary: If I were to die right now of some sort of fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend, well that would just be okay.
  • Estonia: Now that we’re men, we have facial hair!
  • Lithuania: Now that we’re men, we change our underwear!
  • Latvia: Hi. I'm very ugly
  • Romano: GO AWAY YOU DUMB, STUPID ANIMAL!

anonymous asked:

Imagine this: It's bring your pet to work day, every country brings a normal animal except maybe Australia. Everybody is there except Greece and Germany. Cue to 2 doors diametrically opposed opening and an army of dogs coming from one door and an army of cats from another with Germany and Greece respectively behind each one with a smile on their face like what just happened was normal

Lmao your imagination is beautiful, honey~! I love it! <3 :D Honestly, this is so in character and I can see it so well in my head! And then these two would probably realize that they just released a bunch of dogs and cats together in the same space and start arguing with each other. Then it would turn into which a animal is better type of thing and they’d keep this up, while everyone else in the meeting room is desperately trying to contain the crazy amount of animals.

Countries are scared, holding their own animals (especially if they have small ones) and some are standing on chairs. The Italy brothers (including Seborga) are petting as many animals as they can, Prussia and America are both just laughing obnoxiously at the chaos, Russia is just sitting in a corner with animals piled on top of him, smiling like nothing is happening. Austria would begin trying to calm down the animals with some music but it only makes them more hyper.

Japan is deciding how many animals he can adopt without it becoming a problem, England and France are cursing at each other for no particular reason other than that’s what they do in any situation, and China has passed out from an overload of cuteness. Poland is miffed no one else brought a pony for their pet and the Baltics have all become buried under fuzzy animal love. Spain is just laughing and smiling, totally oblivious to everyone’s distress, while Turkey has taken Germany’s side in his argument simply because he hates Greece. 

Sweden has picked up Finland and thrown him over his shoulder because he doesn’t want him getting hurt, causing the man to be bright red. Denmark is running around, having the time of his life cuddling & petting all these cute animals. Australia is probably one of the few people who are actually being helpful and making a difference in rounding up the animals. 

Everyone else is pretty much just like what the hell is going on?! 

Originally posted by dailyhappylife

Hehe sorry I just immediately could picture how certain countries would react and had to include it. :3 

-Mod Lily

Okay, but I gotta say this because it still amazes me.

Miraculous Ladybug is an amazing fandom.

There’s so many different types of people here and so much appreciation for creators and so many different talents and talent levels that all get noticed and cared about.

I’ve seen people from countries I’ve never seen in other fandoms and so, so many different countries too! I’ve never seen so many countries and cultures represented in one fandom and I’ve been in fandom a good majority of my life. Never before have I had conversations with people from 4+ countries in a day but it happens so often here. In one window I’ll be talking to someone in Belgium. In another, Greece. In another, Russia. Another, Australia. Another, France. Another, Mexico. Etc etc.

I’ve also never wanted to use a translator as often as I do in this fandom. And I’ve never had people be so nice and patient with language barriers as I have here. I’ve had so many Google translate conversations and everyone whom I’ve had them with has been patient with trying to understand what Google translate may fail to express right. I’m even part of a few Spanish groups in this fandom despite not being fluent in Spanish and that is so cool to me. I’ve used Google translate in this fandom more than in any of my other ones combined.

I’ve also never had so many friends of different sexualities and genders before and all getting along and understanding how everyone else views these things even if they don’t feel it themselves. You’d think that would be common on tumblr but this feels like genuine understanding and truly learning about each other on a different level than I’ve ever seen.

I’ve never been in a fandom that didn’t have an obvious preference toward one type of creator or another. You see appreciation of all types of creations here. Art, fic, edits, video edits, playlists, podfic, voice acting, roleplaying, etc. All types get noticed and spread around and one doesn’t really overshadow another. You’ll see big names for all types of creations instead of a huge focus on just one or two and you’ll see all different types of creations being spread around and shared with everyone. This is so, so important and honestly unaccounted for in all my previous fandoms.

And you see appreciation of every level of experience too. I’ve seen beginner creators get a ton of appreciation and consideration alongside those who have been creating for over a decade. Most beginners would barely even get noticed, let alone appreciated and encouraged, in my previous fandoms. That is so huge. We should always encourage and appreciate those who have only recently started because that means you’ll have more creations in the future and they will want to keep learning and improving when not discouraged, which a lack of appreciation often causes.

And so many people work to see all different views on subjects in this fandom too. Not everyone has to be in agreeance over everything to truly get along. I see so many fandoms fall apart and have tons of drama over disagreeances that overall shouldn’t matter but this fandom has done so well to come to mutual understanding of these things and even look past those differences to still appreciate each other and what all we can bring to the table.

I love this fandom and don’t feel I can express that properly but this post is my attempt to do my best at that. This fandom is the best fandom I’ve been in in years. Thank you.

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Amazing.

(The video is not mine!!)
Why countries would be expelled from high school

Italy: yelling ‘pasta’ in class/ditching gym class


Germany: reading porn in class


Japan: selling pictures of students


Prussia: playing porn over the intercom


Romano: cussing teachers


America: stealing the American flag


England: poisoning teacher and students during cake sale


France: public nudity


Russia: punching students


China: coming dressed as a panda


Greece: bringing cats


Denmark: being drunk


Norway: choking student *cough*Denmark*cough*


Sweden: claiming student as wife *cough*Finland*cough*


Hungary: voyeurism on swim team


Romania: biting students


Spain: stealing tomatoes

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All the personified nations and micronations that had appeared in the anime!

Nations react to: Being broke...

America: His national debt is impossibly high in reality, he’s always being reminded by his boss that he can’t afford luxuries, which is almost as depressing as his weight problem.

England: “N-no way!” He wouldn’t be able to conceive of it, having been so accustomed to his cushiony Monarch lifestyle, he would positively panic.

Canada: “Oh, this isn’t good…well, I guess we’ll have to be a lot more frugal in the future…” He would be disappointed in himself for overspending, but he would make the best of it.

France: He’s actually very careful with his money, always putting away reserves in case of such an eventuality. Even if he had no cash on hand, he wouldn’t let it cause concern.

China: “Wha-?! How?!” He’s actually kinda cheap, always keeping a close eye on his money and NEVER overpaying when it came to things like food or clothes, so this would cause him to freak out a bit.

Russia: “This again…” He would sigh despondently, the only nation to be familiar with what it meant to be truly poor. “It’s only money…at least I have my health.” He would say.

Germany: He would be extremely disappointed in himself for letting things get to this point, typically following a strict spending limit that he organized. He would be doing extra push-ups for a month to remind himself not to slip like that again.

N. Italy: “Oh, no!” He would cry, probably a lot. “How can I afford gelato and tomatoes on a budget?!”

S. Italy: “UGH. Spain! I’m coming to stay with you again until the economy bounces back, you bastard…” He wouldn’t be too put out, knowing he would be taken care of.

Japan: This would depress him greatly, everything at his place is already so expensive…having to limit his budget would make for a tough living.

Spain: Like France, he’s prepared for such an eventuality with money he’s set aside, but he wouldn’t touch it. Why worry about things like cash? As long as he could eat, which he could because he’s great at fishing, he would be content.

Denmark: “Nooooo!” Would be his dramatic reaction, and he would go beg his brothers and friends for a loan until he could get back on his feet.

Sweden: “Not good.” He’d say, automatically blaming Denmark for mooching off him so much. He wouldn’t have to keep making trips to the store if his fridge weren’t always being raided.

Norway: He would act casual about it, but he would actually be really worried. How would he support his caviar addiction now?

Iceland: A prudent spender, this would come as quite a shock. He would be the one piling receipts on his table and pouring over them to try and find out how it could have happened.

Finland: He wouldn’t let it bother him, optimistic about his ability to reform his economy with his rich farming culture. It should be no challenge at all!

Prussia: “Aw, man! This is NOT awesome! What are we going to do, gilbird?!” He would go and beg Germany to take care of him. It should be bad enough that he’s old, he can’t handle being broke too!

Turkey: He would automatically accuse Greece of stealing from him, who else could have caused this?! It certainly wasn’t HIS fault things had gotten so out of hand.

Greece: “This is troublesome…” He would say calmly, but in the back of his mind he was certain that it was somehow Turkeys fault.