fran speaking

So “my name is Cow… i lik the bred” seems to be the Hot New Meme, and I like it. Here’s an odd thing about it, though; a lot of the cutsey animal talk I see on the internet (especially birb-speak) sometimes reminds me of Middle English, but “lik the bred” takes it even further and sounds downright Chaucerian, and it isn’t just the rhyme and cadence. Some of the “lik the bred” pastiches I see around don’t really work because they’re in just plain doggo-fran speak (haven’t decided if Doggo-fran and Birb are the same thing or not), but the ones that really hit all the same notes as the original have something going on with the mangled vowels and spelling that’s not the same as the mangling in Doggo and/or Birb. Maybe some time I’ll gather up some examples and look closely at the vowels and spelling and try and sort out precisely what’s up.

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TRK SPOILERS

since this shit is canon now, give me ALL the college!future fic you can find. I don’t care that I’ve already read like 500 of them, I will read 500 more, I will swallow AO3 whole and make it only about adam’s punk rock tattooed farmer boyfriend visiting him in his prestigious ivy league and making all of his smart college friends collectively wet their pants at how well-dicked adam is, thank you

I love studio art major Grantaire a lot, don’t get me wrong, but consider art history major Grantaire for a minute: 

Grantaire getting really invested in studying the influence of Classic and Hellenistic Greek art on different movements and studying the prevalence of themes from Greek mythology as subjects in art. 

Grantaire arguing with professors about how overrated some artists are and underrated others are. 

Grantaire long-windedly discussing the influence of the Italian Renaissance on the development of art with an exasperated, fellow art history major Floréal.

Grantaire and Floréal arguing about the lack of study and museum prevalence of non-Western art, female artists, and POC artists. (Floréal is naturally disgusted and wants change. Grantaire claims that the Western study of art is too Eurocentric and patriarchal to ever change and they should just take it as it is.)  

Seriously, please talk about art history major Grantaire with me.

So, I recently reached a follower goal, so I wanted to do a follow forever. Thank you to everyone who follows me and to the people who make my dash so lovely. You are all amazing. ♡ 

IRL Buddies (hover on ur name)

My Sis ♡ Nate ♡ Ranger ♡ Elizabeth ♡ Calleigh ♡ Abby ♡ Hana ♡ Sierra ♡ Sarah ♡ Liz ♡ Sophia

Lovelies (mutuals italicized)

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acecmbeferre; acehermione; adammonley; apolloniacorleone; archenjol; arojavert; aromargaery; assguardianbillykaplan; bekkaa; between2devils; brickcosette; butinourstars; caroll-in; carpe-horas; chichipe; cloudofimagination; conspiracytheoristcombeferre; courfius; dameferre; deitied; ellevante; et-in-arkadia; faeai; fastingpylades; feministcosette; femtaire; ferriferous; flawedheartcas; floralgrantaire; goergeblagdens; grantaire-my-clothes-off

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hellacourf; icarus-drunk; janesyre; laurenbacaller; laurencombeferre; law-of-complementary-colors; learningtobeatlife; lecapunk; lepoeteimaginaire; littledeerling; littlewadoo; lopsidedmoon; m–emrys; mariuskart​; mayormadeleinerobin​; mermaidjolras; merry-taire; mertincrieff​; montparnarse; montparnasseofficial; myrmidryad; nonbinarycharliedalton​; nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire

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official-enjolras; ohfantine; perserphone; petercaplaid; peteterquillphonecallfromgodpockettaire; prouvairepoet; punkbossuet; punkjoly; punkscully; queercecil; remuslupnscatliffejolrasseagreeneyessonhoedesrazaosweetfantine
tattooedjehanthestarsjustblinkforus; theydieholdinghandstommysheperds
transcosettetyrelllsweretairewilliamshakesqueere;

I’m sure I missed some people, so I’m sorry if I did, but you are still really rad either way!! ♡♡