framed on my wall

I love this spoiler image because

Jean’s like ‘gOTTA SAVE EREN’

Levi’s like 'gOTTA SAVE EREN’

And Connie’s just like *nervously grabs abs*

  • Completely innocent naive Fallout 4 fan: Hey look guys! Danny Shorago is on tumblr! Ha ha, how cool is that?!
  • Literally every Hancock Fangirl and Hancock oriented blog: *shrieking* DELETE YOUR BLOGS, BEFORE HE SEES WHAT WE'VE DONE! FOR GODS SAKES, HIDE YOURSELVES AND YOUR GRAPHIC SMUT! YOU THERE, WITH THE CRINGE-WORTHY DAD!HANCOCK FANART AND FANFICTION; CHANGE YOUR NAME, MOVE TO ALBEQUERQUE, AND DESTROY THE EVIDENCE! THAT PERSON OVER THERE, THAT MADE THIS EXCEEDINGLY LONG, DETAILED LIST OF WHAT YOU'VE HEADCANONNED HANCOCK'S KINKS AS IN THE FORM OF FICLETS ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY KINK EXCEPT FOR BATHROOM STUFF AND VOMIT, EXPLAINING WHAT *EXACTLY* HE WOULD DO TO YOUR OC; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,COMMIT SEPPUKU SO YOU CAN AT LEAST DIE WITH HONOR, BEFORE HE FINDS IT! WE MUST SHIELD HIS INNOCENT EYES!
  • Danny Shorago, probably: I'm going to find every single one of these on purpose and frame them on my living-room walls.

marcellin-e  asked:

thanks for explaining schrödingers cat so well in centripetal force, today i completely baffled my physics teacher when she asked if anyone knew what it was about and i recited it perfectly. apparently starting your massive gay fic yesterday at midnight was exactly the boost my high school career needed

OH MY GOD THIS IS IT. MY LEGACY. Lolololol I hope your teacher was impressed & I’m v glad I could help you in your high school career!!!! Now you just need a unit on centrifugal/centripetal force and you’re good to go