“I’m allergic to horses, but I was offered a western once and the producer was so desperate to make it happen that he said ‘It’s alright, we can have you riding a bicycle!’ I was like ‘What, do you mean put a horse’s head on the end of it and CGI in the horse?’ and they were like ‘no, no, maybe you’re just that cowboy who rides a bike’. I was just like…[shakes head in disbelief]”