‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Spring Premiere: Guess Who’s Auditing the Precinct? (Exclusive Video)
Much like the actual cast, the cops of “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” do an excellent job. Perhaps a little too good.
Detective Jake Peralta’s (Andy Samberg) rag-tag crew is so proficient, as a matter of fact, that the crime rate in their borough is down significantly, Captain Holt (Andre Braugher) tells the team in Tuesday’s spring premiere. That earns a well-deserved round of applause from the room — but it’s not all positive.
With fewer criminal activities, the borough of Brooklyn will be shuttering down one of its precincts for good, Holt warns. His Nine-Nine feels pretty good about its chances of survival — that is, until the official auditor turns out to be Amy’s (Melissa Fumero’s) ex-boyfriend, Teddy (guest star Kyle Bornheimer). Let’s just say they had a rough breakup. And let’s just also say that it was pretty much Jake’s fault.
I told my coworker about the magnitude 8 earthquake in Mexico and showed her a radar picture of where it hit and she was shocked. Shocked because her “Fox News app didn’t send a notification about it.”
Bitch. Fox News don’t give a shit about Mexico/Mexicans unless it’s about us “stealing your jobs” or “mooching off America’s economy.”
okay, so i guess some of y'all don’t know. ctv canada has moved lucifer to sunday nights at 7pm. therefore the ep will be on a day early. they do this with multiple shows. you can watch it outside of canada via livestream but PLEASE (if you live in the USA) remember to still tune in on monday for ratings - even if you leave it on mute. or watch on the fox website/app/on-demand. i will probably be posting spoilers, but they will be tagged “lucifer spoilers” so you can blacklist (a good time to get xkit or tumblr savior) and under a readmore.