fourtris fandom

basically reasons I'm always gonna be alone.
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>me:</b> Harry potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, and suddenly you want to climb ferris wheels instead of ride them, a ball point pen is your weapon, you have a sonic screwdriver and carry salt everywhere, you're awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursley of 4 privet drive were proud to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.<p/><b>friend:</b> * takes earphones out* are you done talking about them yet?<p/><b>me:</b> *opens mouth*<p/><b>friend:</b> *bangs head on table*<p/><b>me:</b> so... as I was saying, hot vampire wizard roommates...<p/></p><p/></p>
  • Me: I'M FROM DAUNTLESS
  • Me: EW WTF THERE'S A SPIDER FUCKFUCKFCUKFCUFFUKCK
  • Me: I'M FROM AMITY
  • Me: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH OR I'LL FUCKING STAB YOU IN THE EYE YOU *insert infinite curses*
  • Me: I'M FROM ABNEGATION
  • Me: FUCK OFF! I HAD IT FIRST!!!
  • Me: I'M FROM ERUDITE
  • Me: *whispers* yo what's the answer for question 5???
  • Me: I'M FROM CANDOR
  • Me: Um..yeah! It looks great on you! *nervous laughter*

“If I was Tris I would’ve hopped on Eric’s dick as soon as possible, before moving on to Tobias. Eric would be a fun yet terrifyingly dangerous roll in the hay and Tobias would be the guy you marry.”