headcanon where:
  • percy:*plays in the bath with his toys*
  • percy:I AM PERCY JACKSON, SON OF THE SEA GOD, FEAR MY WRATH FOUL TOY DOLPHIN
  • annabeth:*yelling from outside* you're twenty two, grow up!
Why I can't read books in public
  • Me:*Reading and gets to cute otp part*
  • Me:*Makes inhuman noise and rolls violently on the ground*