fourth of july

before the yearly anti-fourth of july posts start coming out because nobody on tumblr can have any fun apparently let me say I’m aware of all the problems with america and every other day I will be crying about the state of my country but tomorrow I’m gonna eat 50 hotdogs and dress up like a bald eagle because I would like to have one day to celebrate the things about america that I do still enjoy please leave me and my cognitive dissonance alone tomorrow