An Annual Tradition 🎆

Happy fWHOREth of July ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ my fellow SLUTTY ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ AmeriCUNTS! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ On this day ๐Ÿ“… in 1๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ, the DADDIES ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† of our nation ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ got DRIPPY ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ together & signed ๐Ÿ“ the Declaration of IndependSEX, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ breaking away ๐Ÿ’” from those COCK BLOCKING ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†โŒ Brits ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งโ˜•๏ธ & giving us our ๐Ÿ™Œ freedom ๐Ÿ™Œ to FUCK! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ So grab those ๐Ÿ’ฅ sparklers ๐Ÿ’ฅ & start LICKIN ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ some BUTTHOLES ๐Ÿ‘ good ol AMERICAN style! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ SHOOT โ†—๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰ your LOAD ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ of ๐Ÿ’ฅ fireworks ๐Ÿ’ฅ off, FLOP โคต๏ธ those BIG ASS ๐Ÿ‘ John HanCOCK ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒญ WEINERS ๐ŸŒญ on the grill, ๐Ÿณ & wave ๐Ÿ‘‹ the ๐ŸŒŸ Star SPANKING ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Banner, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ praising ๐Ÿ™Œ the red ๐Ÿ”ด, WHITE โšช๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ & blue! ๐Ÿ”ต Send โžก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜น or you won't ๐Ÿšซ get Lady Liberty's ๐Ÿ—ฝ GREEN TITS ๐Ÿ—ฝ in your face tonight! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Get 3๏ธโƒฃ back & you're a ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Ben FrankCLIT LICKER ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back & you're a ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ John PennIS SUCKER ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back & you're the ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘