four valleys

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VFD in every book | The Slippery Slope

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VFD in every book | The Grim Grotto

doubleohbehave  asked:

What do you make of SIr's pajamas being monogrammed L.S., "presumably for 'Lucky Smells,'" according to Snicket's narration in TPP? Could his initials be LS? Or are they Lemony's pajamas for some reason??

Hello @doubleohbehave​!

A ripple of astonishment went through the pajamaed crowd, and the children wished they had thought to put their sunglasses back on. “The Baudelaire orphans?” cried Sir, whose pajamas had the initials L. S. stenciled over the pocket, presumably for “Lucky Smells.” “I remember them! They caused accidents in my lumbermill!”
[The Penultimate Peril, Chapter Ten]

The idea that Sir stole Lemony’s pyjamas amuses me. I mean, it IS canonical that Lemony had asked Kit to book him a room at Hotel Denouement that night… So it’s actually possible that Lemony’s luggage was mistakenly delivered to Sir’s room because they share the same initials?

I am on my way now to the Valley of Four Drafts, in order to continue my research on the Baudelaire case. I hope also to retrieve the aforementioned evidence at last. It is too late to restore my happiness, of course, but at least I can clear my name. From the site of V.F.D. headquarters, I will head straight for the Hotel Denouement. I should arrive by/ well, it wouldn’t be wise to type the date, but it should be easy for you to remember Beatrice’s birthday. Meet me at the hotel. Try to get us a room without ugly curtains.
[The Slippery Slope, Chapter Five]

The case of the elusive pyjamas. Forget the sugar bowl, this is what the fandom should just focus on right now.

On a more serious level, I think the occurence of the L.S. initials is a clever joke on the author’s part. The Baudelaire orphans just met a mysterious taxi driver but didn’t realize he was actually Lemony Snicket (Link). So one chapter after that they come across the initials “L.S.” and fail to see what else they could stand for.

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“Crime is common. Logic is rare.” // currently reading The Complete works of Sherlock Holmes and it’s easier than I thought 📖💂🏻🔎

anonymous asked:

The bachelors/bachelorettes drunk? Maybe quotes from them or if they have a crush on the farmer.

Alex - “I’m the strongest man in the wourld!! Lemme pick you eup!”

Elliott - “Your eyeeeas are like the berihgts star in the ignight ski.”

Harvey - “I thinkyou’re really reallyb cute.”

Sam - "Did you knwo i can twrek like th ebest of hte m?”

Sebastian - "So, liek, how do yo unot die of ehat in the famr?”

Shane - “I think i’m gonan burp s.”

Abigail - “Wanana play vidoe gamesa ? I”ll kinkc oyour asssssss.”

Haley - “WE hsoudl bpic ut oyo in pigtails!! You’d be so cute!!”

Leah - “I feel bad for weidner dogs. Theyr’e legsta re so short!”

Maru - “Iw anna bruld a ray gun.”

Penny - “Let’s bo back to my place and wiggle ina bed. And by that i Mean sex.”

Emily - “What i f mean ahd four nipples?”