four score and seven years

spookerlymarsh  asked:

HERE YA GO FOR HEADCANONS: - mike hanlon having the losers over for an epic thanksgiving feast, complete with food that's mostly from the hanlon farm

- its straight up a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.
- They have lawn chairs and rocking chairs and regular kitchen chairs. and they LOVE it because it’s so them.
- Everyone insists Mike sits at the head of the table, even though Mike refuses.
- They threaten to tie him down.
- He decides it’s best just to sit his ass down.
- When the turkey comes out, they are all in awe.
- It’s the biggest turkey they’ve ever seen.
- Richie grabs the carving knife, followed by him saying in an old time accent:
- “Four score and seven years ago-”
- Bill snatches the knife right out of his hand.
- Ben proceeds to tell Richie that Abraham Lincoln said that, not the pilgrims .
- Eddie just straight up calls him a dumb ass.
- They all vote Mike to carve the turkey.
- They have a HUGE argument about gravy.
- “What do you mean you don’t like gravy??? It’s a gift from the gods!”
- the cranberry sauce has been spilled a total of 6 times, Ben being the only one who has not tipped it over.
- Richie tries to fling mashed potatoes with his spoon at Stan 4 times.
- Each time the mashed potatoes landed on a different person.
- Eddie was very angry to say the least, and now had mashed potatoes in his hair.
- When some hits Beverly’s eyes Richie started yelling in an old timey southern accent:
- Stan ends up shooting a ball of dressing with his napkin at Richie.
- It lands in the dead center on Richie’s forehead, making him tumble out of his lawn chair.
- Everyone applauds Stan.
- Ben gives him a 10/10.
- Before they eat they decide to say something they’re thankful for.
- Everybody’s is the same (except for richie and eddie who add that they are also thankful for the other boy)
- they’re thankful for each other.
- Beverly’s speech brings a lot of emotion to everyone. she talked about how she was so grateful that they stuck with her, because no one has before
- Ben will deny that he cried
- Bill says that he’s thankful that they’ve been with him in his worse moments.
- Soon everyone is crying and they’re all in a group hug.
- “Guys I’m thankful for one more thing” “What is it? “Eddie’s Mom.” “RICHIE!”

The signs as actual lines said in Supernatural
  • Aries - "I learned that from the pizza man."<p/><b></b> Taurus - "Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!<p/><b></b> Gemini - "I lost my shoe."<p/><b></b> Cancer - "If you fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you!"<p/><b></b> Leo - Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?<p/><b></b> Virgo - "Last time you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week."<p/><b></b> Libra - "This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm running out of minutes!"<p/><b></b> Scorpio - "Pudding!"<p/><b></b> Sagittarius - "Four score and seven years ago, I wore a funny hat."<p/><b></b> Capricorn - "Dude you fugly."<p/><b></b> Aquarius - "What are you going to do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You are not going to poke her with a stick!"<p/><b></b> Pisces - "Dean, this is a very serious situation, we don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah blah."<p/></p>

I really want to see Jervis Tetch return and I want to see him interacting with Jerome in Arkham. Jervis has become a big name in there, ceasing power over the rest of the insane… then in walks Jerome after being attended to by the hospital staff, his face lined red and black with uneven stitches and takes one look at the man with the paper hat and cracks up laughing. “Get a load of this guy. Four score and seven years ago” - *flicks Jervis’s hat off* - “honestly mate, I had better fashion sense when I was dead.”

Originally posted by stabbybabz

Originally posted by kristieltrips


“We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.”
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You’re not gonna poke her with a stick!”
“Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?”
“They were just doing their job.”
“No, they were doing our job, only they don’t know it so they suck at it.”
“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.”
“I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!”
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“I miss conversations that didn’t start with ‘this killer truck.’”
“People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?”
“What kind of a house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks!”
“MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?”
“Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we’re gay?”
“___, this is a very serious investigation. We don’t have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”
“I lost my shoe.”
“I’m Batman!”
“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
“You fudgin’ touch me again, I’ll fudgin’ kill ya!”
“These tacos taste funny to you?”
“I shot the sheriff.”
“On Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.”
“The whistle makes me their god.”
“Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn’t poop for a week.”
“Check it out. Four score and seven years ago … I had a funny hat.”
“Calm down?? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags!”
“I found a liquor store. And I drank it.”

Shit my friends said starters 2.0


  • Shove a furry paw in my asshole
  • My fucking daddy became a grandpa
  • he just whispered in my ear and my butt instinctively clenched in disgust
  • I’m about to disappoint the fuck outta you
  • Four score and seven years ago, I was a fucking furry


  • I wanna put anal beads in my mouth. And starbucks. 
  • I’m weak and you should ground me
  • Mayor Lionheart is my daddy
  • It’s okay, (name) has severe hetero
  • I’m a fucking comedy god, here to spread laughter and whale semen!
  • The sweet heavy lilt of an irish accent penetrating my butthole
  • I am the alpha idiot
  • My hands are as cold as my heart


  • I don’t like sticky fingers so i don’t want a sticky butthole. 
  • I’m gay because I want a strong male figure in my ass and (name), you just can’t give that to me.
  • i am a clean and innocent, pure, child.
  • you know what? leave my waifus out of this.
  • Now we’re having group call sex.
  • Never be my Doctor
  • No, weetabix would be the best kind of cereal to have in your ass
  • Chill your horses
  • (With a mouth full of food) I LIKE VERY MUCH

“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war … testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated … can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that this nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate … we can not consecrate … we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us … that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion … that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain … that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom … and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.”

Abraham Lincoln - November 19, 1863

To honor our fallen, we cannot ever say it too many times to those who survived: thank you for your sacrifices.

anonymous asked:

The heck is up with French numbers? Why is it like that? It's so weird

I’m not sure whether this is a real question or just a complaint but I’m going to treat it like a real question.

Basically it’s a throwback to a different counting system they used in older French and which still exists in many other languages called the “vigesimal” counting system, meaning it uses base 20. In English we use the decimal system, or base 10, so each time you get to 10 you start counting again. Languages using the vigesimal system start counting again each 20 instead of each 10, and it does sound and feel kinda weird if you try to translate it into a language that uses decimal. 

Apparently it’s unclear exactly how the vigesimal system was first introduced though it was likely through a Celtic or Norman influence - many Celtic languages today (Welsh, Scottish Gaelic, Breton - Irish doesn’t anymore) all still use base 20 counting systems.

So in the past it used to be that 30 was vingt-dix, 40 was deux-vingts, 50 was deux-vingt-dix etc. For whatever reason those ones were lost/replaced, but 70 80 and 90 were maintained.

Interestingly, in some parts of France (the east), and in Belgium and Switzerland, you’ll see an entirely decimalised system using septante, huitante/octante, and nonante.

As one final note, if it’ll help you feel less weird about it - English kinda did a similar thing too. Though we don’t reeeaally use it anymore, the word “score” could be used to mean 20 (in the same way we still use a “dozen” to mean 12), and when that American guy with the hat did that speech that started “four score and seven years ago” - 87 years ago - he’s literally saying “four twenties and seven years ago”, which is exactly as you’d say it in French - il y a quatre-vingt-sept ans.

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Paris G: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation. 

China G: If this is a meeting about the nations then why does it look like we are in a cult?

Egypt G: Yeah, It looks like a sacrifice.

Base G: You can’t kill somebody while they are sleep its not right.

Paris G: Your still alive?

Base G: Yeah.

Paris G: I thought you was dead!

Base G: Why? because I was in this position for 2 days?

Paris G, China G, Egypt G: Yeah

The Signs as Melania Trump Quotes

Aries: “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that ‘all men are created equal’”

Taurus: “Why, this car is auto-matic. It’s system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, it’s greased lightning!”

Gemini: “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular”

Cancer: “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character”

Leo: “Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten”

Virgo: “An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind”

Libra: “Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place”

Scorpio: I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity”

Sagittarius: “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart” 

Capricorn: “Think different”

Aquarius: “The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club”

Pisces: “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country”

sleepyminyard  asked:

noah+ronan for the headcanon thing please?? ? :)

[strums guitar] [screAMS AT YOU FOR TWELVE HOURS]

  • When Noah has nothing better to do he’ll make makeshift costumes out of stuff he finds and parade around Monmouth. One particularly bad/sleepless night, Noah walked around Ronan’s room impersonating George Washington (wearing a hideous curly white wig he made and sticking his nose in the air and shouting FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO) and Ronan almost fell off the bed laugHING
  • Noah really REALLY misses his sisters, sometimes he’ll tell Ronan stories about them (how he used to drive them to dance and swimming in his red mustang, or make crafts with them out of glitter) and it’s Ronan who returns the Mustang to the youngest, who gets it to run again and drives it to school every day, Blink 182 sticker and all. Noah almost cries when Ronan tells him (i have so many Czerny fam feels its actually ridiculous)
  • Honestly Noah would want to do all this ridiculous sleepover stuff like play truth-or-dare and paint each other’s fingernails and do makeup. And Ronan would always huff and complain that they were acting like twelve-year-old girls but he’d always do it anyway (even when it took about 10 hours to get the glitter polish off his toenails)
  • Ronan makes Noah a mixtape of all the bands he loved when he was alive and plays it whenever they’re together. Imagine Ronan and Noah in the BMW with shades on listening to Blink-182, Sum 41, and Simple Plan. Literally amazing 
  • Noah tries to teach Ronan how to skateboard but he honestly cannot do it for SHIT. Like. He just keeps up this string of profanities while stumbling all over the parking lot trying to stay on and Noah just floats in the air laughing at him and turning invisible just to trip him. Blue is just cackling on the bench 
  • Noah is complete and total mUSICAL TRASH so he’ll get Gansey to buy him a script and just sit down with Ronan and get him to sing all the duets with him (Adam will never admit it but Noah as Eponine and Ronan as Marius actually made him tear up a bit. Also Ronan running around shouting I AM WARNING YOU JAVERT while Noah turns lights on and off and slams doors is pretty funny. Also Noah as Glinda and Ronan as Elphaba is pRICELESS)

anonymous asked:

caroline sends klaus a provocative photo?

(dedicated to the nice little anon in my inbox earlier i heart you long time ;3)

and he told me i was holy [klaus and caroline sexting]

Caroline wandered aimlessly around the ornate bedroom, picking up odds and ends and examining them with interest before moving on. Feeling tired and restless from the events of the day, her gaze was eventually drawn to the enormous and deliciously soft-looking bed.

She grinned mischievously, an idea forming in her head.

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