four meals in two hours

Good Omens Sentence Starters
  • "Don't think of it as dying, think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush."
  • “The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do.”
  • “All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.”
  • “You don't have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.”
  • "What he did was put the fear of God into them."
  • "Heaven has no taste, and not one single sushi restaurant."
  • “People couldn't become truly holy, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.”
  • “Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.”
  • “If you sit down and think about it sensibly, you come up with some very funny ideas."
  • "I mean, maybe you just want to see how it all turns out."
  • "Maybe it's all part of a great big ineffable plan. All of it. You, me, him, everything."
  • "You start thinking: it can't be a great cosmic game of chess, it has to be just very complicated Solitaire.”
  • “It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”
  • “Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”
  • “Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that.”
  • “Loyalty was a great thing, but no lieutenants should be forced to choose between their leader and a circus with elephants."
  • “I feel like I am involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell me the rules, and who smiles all the time.”
  • “If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.”
  • “But that's how it goes; you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.”
  • “Overexcited? No! I'm getting very calmly worried that someone might shoot me!"
  • “Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You. Kill or Be Killed. Either Shit or Get Out of the Kitchen. Survival of the Fittest. Make My Day.”
  • “It was nice to think that mankind made a distinction between blowing their planet to bits by accident and doing it by design.”
  • "I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next."