four devas

“I’m telling you Satsuki, a kiss from me can make anyone swoon!” Ryuko boasted. 

Satsuki rolled her eyes. “So you say." 

"Hey, I’m not all bark like you are!”

“Then prove it, Matoi,” Satsuki challenged. 

Ryuko blushed. “Pft, you’re no ordinary human. I bet nothing can make you swoon.”

“Are you backing down?”

Ryuko sputtered. “Hell no! Fine, you asked for it!" 

Satsuki smirked at her expectantly. "I’m waiting then.”

Ryuko blushed even harder. “Close your stupid eyes.” Satsuki conceded and did as she was told, the teasing smirk still on her face. Ryuko smacked her cheeks, licked her lips nervously, and leaned in with closed eyes and puckered lips.

No one knows how Gamagoori managed to slip in between them to intercept Ryuko’s kiss.

Ryuko’s eyes flew open when she realized she was smooching a brick wall. “WHAT THE FUCK, GAMAGOORI?!”

YOU CALL THAT A KISS, RYUKO MATOI?” Gamagoori yelled at her. “I THOUGHT YOU SAID ANY ORDINARY HUMAN WOULD SWOON AT YOUR KISS! I’M NOT SWOONING, MATOI!" 

Ryuko was vigorously wiping her mouth with her hands. "I held back because you got in my damn way!” she shouted back defensively. “Why would you even..? UGH!” Ryuko went back to scrubbing at her lips, disgust all over her face. 

DID YOU FORGET THAT WE ARE LADY SATSUKI’S FACE AND LIMBS? I WILL NEVER ALLOW SUCH HALF-HEARTED LIPS TO KISS LADY SATSUKI!!”

The rest of the Elite Four popped up next to Gamagoori. 

“That’s right!” Uzu said passionately. “If you want to get to Lady Satsuki, you’re going to have to convince us first!" 

"We will take anything for her!” Nonon said. “Including your kisses!" 

"But be warned, we will not be swayed so easily!” Inumuta chimed in.

Come at us, Matoi! We are ready for your lips!” Gamagoori screamed.

“Get the fuck away from me!” Ryuko yelled as they closed in on her. 

Satsuki just stood behind them, rubbing her forehead in embarrassment. “These four idiots will be the death of me." 

Kill La Kill Drama CD 2

Can we just talk about the second drama CD for Kill La Kill?

Unfortunately for our protagonists, the power dies out for all of Honnouji. This leads to our beloved characters trying to figure out what to do until the electricity turns back on. 

The Four Devas aren’t exempt from the power outage, and try to entertain themselves until the power comes back. They have a cooking party, and Sanageyama steps up to the plate and cooks them hot-pot. Everyone’s all excited until Inumuta takes a bite and the first thing he eats is… konnyaku. And konnyaku… and that’s konnyaku too… Suffice to say he was disappointed. In the end though, Sanageyama’s a good cook and even though it’s all konnyaku, it’s still really tasty. Due to the blackout, they put Gamagoori on a bike hooked up to a generator so they can cook. And then turns out Guts runs the bike when Gamagoori gets bored and wants to talk with the rest of the Devas. Not only Guts, but Inumuta as well has a run at powering the bike. What most people don’t know is that Inumuta’s known as Honnouji’s fastest runner. He tuckers out either way. Also poor Sanageyama… His senses are too attuned for him to properly enjoy the food that he cooked. Ah well, the Mankanshokus and Ryuko dropped by to enjoy it. Whille they’re all dorking around and eating together, the lights die again and Sanageyama, not being that great at seeing in the first place, grabs a handful of something soft and warm. I’ll give you a hint it’s not konnyaku. Ryuko gets pissed off and asks him “Where do you think you’re touching”, Sanageyama loses his shit apologizing, and then surprise! It was Barazo’s flab. Ryuko then loses her shit laughing. 

It’s confirmed that after Satsuki’s father’s death, Satsuki was devestated, so Soroi decided to bring Iori to play with her to ease her loneliness and sorrow. And boy did it work. In fact, Iori’s likely to have known Satsuki longer than Nonon. Speak of the devil, he shows up to tell Satsuki of an unforseen threat to the academy. 

In the next scene, Ryuko, the Mankanshokus, and the Four Devas are eating and chatting and having a swell time until Ryuko sees what she thinks is a bug. Given that she fights super powered students and life fibers in a skimpy outfit, you’d think that a bug would be the last thing to make her freak out. These bugs turn out to be more of a nuisance than anticipated. 

WILL DEFINITELY BE UPDATED AS I TRANSLATE MORE/MORE IN DEPTH