found this at the mall

anonymous asked:

dear lord where did you get that sweet little bear in your icon?? so PRECIOUS

hes an edward mobley bear and i found him at an antique mall in my city =) i actually paid about $20 for him and then found another at a different antique shop for like $12 lol but oh well!!! hes also a little bit broken, he has a lazy eye and sounds like hes dying when u make him squeak but i love him all the same

what actually happened was luke took ben solo to the mall for his 14th birthday to get him his first suit from banana republic right like classy but not too expensive and while luke was picking out ties he lost track of ben and had to comb the entire mall and he found ben in a hot topic trying on cargo pants and south park t-shirts and he was like “ben what are you doing these clothes are so ugly” and ben was like “fuck you uncle luke, grandpa would have let me wear this” and luke said “this isn’t fashion this is trashion” and ben immediately turned to the dark side

Found this at an antique mall today. The “Grecian Bend” was a name given to the much-derided hunched-over posture adopted by women wearing the large bustles that became popular in the 1860’s. Skirt cloth was gathered together and piled in the rear, extending the silhouette of a woman’s butt, forcing the wearer to lean forward to stay balanced. The effect was exacerbated by tight corsets and high-heeled shoes. Named after the modest stances of women common in Ancient Greek art, the Grecian Bend was a favorite target of mockery by Victorian male journalists.

And, for the record? Those are my dad’s fingernails in the picture, not mine.

YOU CAN REMOVE GATOR TAGS WITH A FORK

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS LOL TURNS OUT MY BROTHERS FRIEND BYRON GOES TO THE MALL LIKE EVERY WEEK AND LIFTS SO MUCH SHIT WITH A FUCKING FORK LMFAOOO
THEY NEVER EVEN KNOW

Cameron Monaghan

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