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So I passed out at the movies last night

We went to go see Logan last night at the Alamo Drafthouse, which, before the movie, you’re treated to a bunch of random clips the owner probably found on the internet that probably relate back to your movie, so naturally there was a bunch of Silly Wolverine Videos™… Accept for this one skit from a random YouTube channel about two dudes deciding to take Wolverine’s mutant adimantium claw powers, which everyone knew right away what the punchline of the whole joke was going to be except for me so it was extra… Punchy, shall we say. The joke was that obviously this was a bad idea and the video jump cuts to these two dudes with their claws, screaming because it hurts and covered in (obviously fake) blood. It’s a scene I won’t go into deep detail except that it goes on for a good, solid five minutes and it ends with them stabbing each other in the head.

Now I’ve always been… Okay with crazy action movie violence, like we saw later during Logan. But crazy, over-the-top violence that puts characters in horrible situations for comedy’s sake, for some reason, has never sat well with me. Like I was never into Happy Tree Friends, like I couldn’t watch any of those videos without feeling sick. so I tried to not pay any attention to the clip, when I started to feel my fingers going numb- I must have been hyperventilating.

“I’ll just look away” I told myself. “Just look at the floor until it’s over.” Except instead of looking down at the floor, my body took this as a cue to 100% just have me totally black out. Just Fucking Gone™.

So everyone hears my glasses clatter to the ground and they looked over and saw me hunched over, and figured I’d dropped my glasses and was trying to look for them. NOPE. I had just literally passed the fuck out because of two dude’s silly skit about having Wolverine claws. They realized I was maybe not well when I was still like that as the movie was starting, and I was shaken awake and had NO IDEA where I was for a good ten seconds, just in pitch black darkness with nothing familiar. I wound up having to go to the bathroom to vomit shortly after.

So, long story short, I am a weak pile of shit and Logan was a great movie. Shit made me cry it was great….

poltergeistczerny  asked:

I think the anon might have had trouble drawing noses in general but doesn't want to draw completely realistically as opposed to already knowing how to draw realistically and struggling with semi-realistic styles but idk

Yes, that’s probably the case :) Well, if that anon knows how to draw noses realistically, then the whole trick is to make everything simpler and focus on the shape which shouldn’t be very hard. And if they don’t know how to draw realistic noses it’s always good to learn how to do that first. But either way, I doubt I can add anything new to all the things that can be found on the internet.

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So I passed out at the movies last night

We went to go see Logan last night at the Alamo Drafthouse, which, before the movie, you’re treated to a bunch of random clips the owner probably found on the internet that probably relate back to your movie, so naturally there was a bunch of Silly Wolverine Videos™… Accept for this one skit from a random YouTube channel about two dudes deciding to take Wolverine’s mutant adimantium claw powers, which everyone knew right away what the punchline of the whole joke was going to be except for me so it was extra… Punchy, shall we say. The joke was that obviously this was a bad idea and the video jump cuts to these two dudes with their claws, screaming because it hurts and covered in (obviously fake) blood. It’s a scene I won’t go into deep detail except that it goes on for a good, solid five minutes and it ends with them stabbing each other in the head.

Now I’ve always been… Okay with crazy action movie violence, like we saw later during Logan. But crazy, over-the-top violence that puts characters in horrible situations for comedy’s sake, for some reason, has never sat well with me. Like I was never into Happy Tree Friends, like I couldn’t watch any of those videos without feeling sick. so I tried to not pay any attention to the clip, when I started to feel my fingers going numb- I must have been hyperventilating.

“I’ll just look away” I told myself. “Just look at the floor until it’s over.” Except instead of looking down at the floor, my body took this as a cue to 100% just have me totally black out. Just Fucking Gone™.

So everyone hears my glasses clatter to the ground and they looked over and saw me hunched over, and figured I’d dropped my glasses and was trying to look for them. NOPE. I had just literally passed the fuck out because of two dude’s silly skit about having Wolverine claws. They realized I was maybe not well when I was still like that as the movie was starting, and I was shaken awake and had NO IDEA where I was for a good ten seconds, just in pitch black darkness with nothing familiar. I wound up having to go to the bathroom to vomit shortly after.

So, long story short, I am a weak pile of shit and Logan was a great movie. Shit made me cry it was great….