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tag yourself - pop punk bands edition
  • A Day To Remember: switches between loving and despising their home town at the drop of a hat
  • As It Is: constantly nostalgic. all of the time.
  • Brand New: disappears for a long time without a word, reappears again as if nothing happened.
  • Citizen: would rather die than do literally anything
  • Knuckle Puck: oversensitive, uses too many big words without being 100% sure what they mean
  • Moose Blood: likes Brand New, in love with the same apathetic person
  • Neck Deep: just can't get over this one girl, will actually fucking stab you if you insult their home town
  • New Found Glory: couldn't care less about you
  • Real Friends: chainsmokes like an old lady, bony knees
  • State Champs: the friend that just appeared one day and nobody knows where they actually came from, but they're accepted anyway
  • Taking Back Sunday: still haven't gotten over that feud from 17 years ago
  • The Story So Far: blames a specific person for ruining them
  • The Wonder Years: //really really// loves their friends
School AU Prompts

- “ I accidentally grabbed your notebook and I found a crap ton of gay writings/doodles and they’re amazing. Wait, are those combinations of our names all over the pages?” AU

- “I have no one to sit with at lunch so I sat at your table and now your friends are not-so subtly kicking you under the table. Now they’re very loudly whispering that your crush has shown up and oh my god. I have never seen you this red by the way.” AU

- “I’m much taller than you but you have the locker above my mine. Now I have to awkwardly crouch underneath you twice a day and I almost headbutted you in the crotch, I’m sorry.” AU

- “It’s the middle of a class but I had to go to the bathroom and I can hear you scream singing Broadway musicals from one of the stalls.“ AU

- “It’s finals week and you forgot you had a math exam today. Now you’re screaming into into your hands while laying on the ground and I’m laughing hysterically while trying to read equations to you.” AU

- “There is a lockdown drill that’s lasting a really long time so we’re stuck in a dark room crammed under a desk together. Wanna talk about our feelings now?” AU

- “I forgot my gym shirt and no one is letting me borrow theirs so can I have yours, even though it’s several sizes too large? Thanks, but you can stop telling me I look really cute in your clothing because I can’t stop blushing.” AU

- “Our teacher is really boring so I zoned out while accidentally staring at you. Now, instead of being mad you’re just making weirder and weirder poses until I realize what’s happening.” AU

- “I didn’t know that this desk I sat down at was yours so instead of telling me to move you just sat on my lap and started taking notes. Also, I kinda don’t want you to move because you’re really cute.” AU

- “The substitute legit doesn’t care about this class so we’re doing increasingly worse and weirder things to see if he calls us out. And now you’re basically straddling me while a group of kids is singing happy birthday and honestly this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me.” AU

- “We were forced to go outside due to a fire drill and I forgot my jacket, which sucks because it’s super cold. Thanks for lending me this jacket but you’re my crush and I almost screamed when you gave it to me. Just know, you’re never getting this back.” AU

Lance: Can’t this thING go any faster???

Keith: We could toss out some non-essential weight.

Lance: …how…daRE YOU!!!! My weight is very essential!! Do you know hoW HARD I WORKED-

Remember when E’dawn gave Hui a ring that said “I love dawn” on it

I mean they’re literally a married couple so uh

Sometimes I forget that the Noah family is actually really cute and nice if you ignore the fact they kill people and make akuma.

The Never-Never Affair episode rewatch + trashy commentary

Illya is being chased by a veritable army of T.H.R.U.S.H. and yet not a single one of them try to shoot him despite being armed to the teeth, because Illya is clearly too pretty to shoot. Instead, they light fires in front of and behind him and try to smoke him out.

Illya staggers around prettily for a bit then escapes down a manhole, leaving the local T.H.R.U.S.H. agents to get a dressing-down from Victor Gervais, head of T.H.R.U.S.H. France. 

“Fascinating!” says Gervais. “It would have seemed simpler, perhaps, to shoot him in the leg.” Hush, you, nobody shoots my bby in the leg.

Back at U.N.C.L.E. HQ, Napoleon walks into Mr. Waverly’s office for a briefing and Illya immediately starts unbuckling his belt. It’s like he’s been conditioned to start taking off his clothes every time he sees Napoleon.

Illya’s eyes are a little higher up, Napoleon.

Aaaand, oops, Napoleon’s soft heart has sent the fake courier off with the real microdot. I had to pause the playback here to laugh hysterically at Mr. Waverly and Illya’s matching “wtF, Napoleon?!?” expressions.

Illya goes to act as a decoy but runs into Mandy instead. Mandy runs away while Illya holds T.H.R.U.S.H. off, then Illya gets away too, by hitching a ride on the back of some poor unsuspecting girl’s car (look at this adorable man ❤ ).

Gervais is pissed.

Napoleon: I’d like to have the car checked out, but U.N.C.L.E. did that this morning in the garage.
Illya: Loose distributor cap. *loosens it*
Napoleon: You’re a smart Russian! ♥ ♥

Then they make heart eyes at each other for a bit (really!) before Napoleon pulls into the auto shop, leaving Illya outside to wait for Mr. Waverly.

Illya paces around outside looking extremely precious. Backup arrives, the good guys win, etc., etc..

And we end on this adorable note, could you two cuddle up any closer.

2

It was the bitter cold nipping at his ears that caught Jungkook off guard as he made his way through the barren campus to class.

‘Ah, I definitely underdressed,’he quietly chided himself as the chilly winds tousled his hair around–  granted, that’s what he got for not checking the weather when he rolled out of bed a half an hour earlier. A cardigan was definitely not enough. It was surprisingly cold for what was supposed to be a spring morning– a steaming cup of hot coffee was the only thing to provide some sort of solace to his hands as he also forgot to wear gloves. Yet as much as he disliked the cold, he disliked morning classes even more. But alas, it was the only block of time he could fit in his schedule – the woes of being a double major.

And so, it was his rambling thoughts that accompanied him to class that morning. ‘I guess the only good thing about morning classes is how quiet it is, he mused as he opened the doors to the main building, finally reaching his destination. He always appreciated silence, as it was one of the rarer thing to come by these days. There was a strange sense of tranquility that the morning brought, only to be filled with the bustling chatter of college students as gradually filled up the streets to go to class as the day went on.

Upon entering the classroom, he took a preliminary scan of the seats. Much to his chagrin, a good chunk of the seats in the area that he usually sat had already been occupied by his fellow students.

Maybe getting coffee right before class was a mistake– especially considering that he woke up late.

Actually no, that was a silly thought. If he had to be honest to himself he hadn’t, he probably wouldn’t survive the morning without– the caffeinated drink was a necessity these days more than a want. Ah, but it was his own fault for staying up so late the prior night to begin with …

As he bantered back and forth with his conscience, his footsteps made way to the back row with fewer people where his eyes fell upon a young man clad in all black. But what Jungkook noticed was not the attire nor the presence of the other – rather, it was the drink sitting in front of the bespeckled young man.

It was from the very same cafe as the drink he had in his hand– one of his favorite spots. The cafe in question was one of the hidden gems he had found – not that many people knew about it as it was off campus. It was actually next to one of the dance studios he attended, but even that was a bit far from the college grounds. 

“Excuse me,” he addressed the raven haired male with an inquisitive smile, taking a small step forward as if to make his presence known in the least intrusive way possible. There was a brief pause as the eyes behind the pair of glasses met his own, “is this seat taken?” – First Meeting

// College!AU JK based off of @ask-architectyoongi‘s AU!  :D

Attempted some sort of character sheet and wrote a drabble based off of what could have been JK & Suga’s first time meeting????? I got a bit carried away with it sorry LOL/LOOKSAWAY >___>

Best Thing About Winter

When Scarlet and Wolf are reunited on Luna, and Cress is missing, Thorne is done with everything.

Maha: (To Scarlet) Ze'ev failed to mention he was in love with you.

Thorne: How could you not tell?

~-~

(Scarlet and Wolf flirting like mad)

Thorne: You two are giving me a stomachache.

~-~

(Maha is all happy that Wolf found love and crap)

Thorne: Are we almost done with the gushing and the weeping?


He’s just so sad without Cress and so salty and he’s a total third wheel and he’s having none of it