fought to

this really effeminate lady came to my store yesterday and like….her hair and makeup were done super well and she had a casual outfit on and we talked and she said she also worked in the mall. she told me at her department store, a bunch of people come in and take shit so i was like “wheres security?” and she was like “i AM security” and pulled up her sleeves and showed me a bunch of bruises and scars and she was like “i love hand to hand combat” and i? have never fallen in love so Quick? holy shit

you can rest easy knowing hedwig was well looked after in the afterlife; it was confusing and terrifying and sad at first but a little while after arriving she felt a light weight on her head and looked up to find her boy, harry potter, staring warmly down at her and smoothing out her feathers, just like he always did

except… he had hazel eyes? and he looked a bit older than hedwig remembered, and who was that red-haired woman with him?

hedwig is confused again. but harry is here, and all is well, so she tucks her head under her wing and falls fast asleep.

I hope you all had a nice Valentine’s Day ~ <3

Marichat May Day 2: Purring

headcanon time because im trash

Not everyday is a good day. Adrien knows that. He also knows that his purring is useful to calm people (especially children during an akuma attack. Kids like the sound of it and that way he can do his job quickly).

So when Marinette has a bad day he tries to  do the same she does when he feels down: be there for her. And he use his purr to calm her a little. This purr is lower and longer than the ones he uses for kids, since he is not in a hurry and wants to express better what he feels.

Also forehead touches are a Marichat thingy, fite me.

How the Signs Fight Physically !!! (SUN, MOON, MARS)
  • Aries: surprisingly, they won't fuck with you until you really mess up and then THEY THROW THE FUCK DOWN. You will be in a hospital and your face will look different when they r done w u
  • Taurus: super chill but you know what they say, u mess w the bull u get the horns. They r very shove-y and r not above head-butting to get the upper hand. Secretly kinda scrappy.
  • Gemini: talks shit but avoid fighting actually like w fists. They don't like actually fighting. It makes them uncomfortable. They would rather call u a shit head and move on w life.
  • Cancer: challenges you, gets mad when they don't win and brings up something else they r good at and will avoid eye contact and talking to u, will probably have a fall out so they really never have to talk to u again.
  • Leo: won't stop until they win. Losing will tarnish their meticulously curated reputation. They will win or die trying. Prone to walking thru other people fighting, completely oblivious. Antagonizes until someone else throws the first punch.
  • Virgo: avoids fights. Likes to mediate and get in the middle of two people fighting(danGER MUCH????) known to snap for no reason and rage throw some fine China and scream, kinda scary but they calm quickly.
  • Libra: does NOT fight. Day dreams about it. Frequently. If they actually tell someone they will fuck them up, those people mind themselves. Gets in middle of fights like Virgo but usually they don't mean to.
  • Scorpio: they probably bring a knife to a fist fight. Don't mess.
  • Sagittarius: fights for fun or no real reason. Rarely fights for self defense, instead preferring to talk the situation out.
  • Capricorn: level headed discussion as a chance to forgive and save yourself before u end up eating dirt. Looks like they can do a lot more than they actually will do.
  • Aquarius: definitely knows karate but it will literally never come to that because they avoid conflict and when someone says they know karate ur just like ????????
  • Pisces: if they r mad enough to physically fight u, it's going DOWN. Yells obscenities as they angry-cry and throw hands. Or they just do one really hard hit and end it before it begins, or put the person in a headlock until they calm down. Like Leo, they will walk thru fights unaware.

i can’t stop laughing about how many people have seen vox machina together in their entirety

and at least some of them have to have noticed that every single member of the party wears a single stud earring on one ear but never saw them actually use the earrings to communicate

so they’re just out there, assuming that the saviors of tal’dorei decided at some point that the only true way to express their friendship was for all of them to go out and get identical friendship earrings

Claiming my @dracotops-harry post. For @mugglelissa

Ascendancy 

Prompt #49: Dark lord!Harry. Harry has reached his breaking point in the war against Voldemort and once he’s defeated him, he takes power for himself. He decides to make Draco his second in command.

Ascend above the ashes of the world I once knew
Ascendancy is the only thing this will prove
I spread the fuel with ire
Desire
To incinerate all - Behold, I rise - phoenix
Ascend above the ashes
Ascend above it all

- Ascendancy by Trivium