fossil maniac

PERSPECTIVE: Surely The IRONIC PUMPKIN PSYCHOANALYZERS are up to something now!

You there!
Don’t even think of stealing my FOSSILS!
I am on to your clever tricks! You cannot fool me!

dude i dont care about your fucking fossils 
we just want to get through this stupid cave
youre blocking the only path out of here
get out of our way


You are just saying that so that you may trick me! 
I am not going to let you pass!
I dug all of these FOSSILS up by myself!
You cannot have them!


no seriously
i dont want them


Which is precisely what any FOSSIL THIEF would surely say to fool me!


oh my god

The idiocy will never end.

FOSSIL GUY: Defend your turf!