fossil and hide

Your Fave Is Problematic: God
  • Created the most unlikeable universe possible
  • Keeps hiding fossils to fool scientists, what a jerk
  • Didn’t hug Lucifer enough and is so surprised that there’s estrangement
  • What the heck is up with the platypus, that’s animal cruelty
  • Made humans breathe from our eating hole
  • “Don’t murder” *blows up entire cities with fire and flood*
  • Entropy
  • Hell is extremely energy inefficient