So I do have to say, I quite liked the anime of “tales of Zestiria” at first (Keep in mind that I known the anime first, then manga,novel and lastly game) (and I might have been very clueless when watching episode  0 because “why the hell is she not seeing that…that thing…..” ).

So me being me, I decided to play the game because I heard the anime is basically shit from dear old Tumblr and because I love Mikleo too much and damn it, the anime doesn’t give him enough screen time for me to stare, all the while wondering “Why is he so pretty?”

So after the game (a good 70 hours mind you, totally worth it) , I can’t watch “Tales of zestiria the X” ever again. Because Alisha got too much screen time and SHE’S A FUCKING PRINCESS, DON’T SHE HAVE oh I don’t know….. DUTY TO THE DAMN KINGDOM AS A PRINCESS AND A KNIGHT???? WHY IS SHE GOING ON HER MERRY WAY WITH THE SHEPHERD????  So I get twitchy whenever I see Alisha …..And how come she got an upgrade to Heroine……She wasn’t even there for like…..¾ of the game, appearing here and there but nothing much…..that and Sorey might as well go blind (like Dezel….but the anime left that “little” detail out ) with her as his squire which again the anime left that out. The anime mainly revolves around Sorey and Alisha now that I think about it….

Also, Sorey doesn’t armatize with Mikleo enough. The game more ofter than not default you to armitize with Mikleo. When they have to kill Gramps is an example, it was even in a cut scene so you can’t chose another Seraph, and when the fight with Heldalf happened, the first Seraph you armitized with is Mikleo. And if the game don’t default you to armitize with Mikleo, I do it myself. Talking from personal experience when playing the game, I chose to armitize with Mikleo a lot, one of the few times that I didn’t was when

1.    The game default you to another Seraph and I didn’t switch Seraph fast enough.

2.    When you need a specific Seraph/element to fight the hellion.

3.    When I was clueless on how to switch Seraph .

And that was it. I read a comment once that said that “Most players chose to armitize with Mikleo, more that any other Seraph”. This was true with me (I’m a sucker for the water armitization, one of my friend is too, she’s not even a ToZ fan but she loves Mikleo and the water armatization already) , I don’t know about you guys though.

Lastly, the fight with Heldalf, now I love to rant about this thing, believe me I did…so much that my friend went and play the game just to see why I was so angry with the fight. In the anime, Sorey armitized with all 4 seraphs at the same time but in the game, Sorey armitized with them one by one, then fight Heldalf a bit then play a game of “you have 20 seconds or so to cause as many damages as you can to Heldalf  in order to trigger the  with the opportunity to shoot Heldalf, fail and you get an instant game over” . So to say anime- Sorey got it easy. (fun fact, I constantly died when playing at the third opportunity, so I switch Seraph around a bit, I lost when I played with Edna, Lailah, Zavied and succeed with Mikleo…….I got nothing to say)


bet they have fun on the morty day care 

i just wanted to show that even if Greaser is my fave he’s a useless piece of shit when it comes to battle and he’s the forst one to get beaten up

i mean maybe its just me, im bad at a lot of games but seriously man, try less hard 


In the Woods by Jerdess

for the anon that wanted pics and gifs of pau behaving like a kid. i mean that’s him 99% of the time. he comes under the definition of ‘smol’ and ‘baby’ in the dictionary. also sorry for taking this long. 

we’ve got his weird way of twerking this looks like when a baby is first learning to walk and they sort of on their hands and feet and rock back and forth

this was just cute and i had to put it in. forget the jacket, hugging my mate is more important. 

aggressive angry child???

creepy stalker kid 

pumped up kid 

duck face kid 

having fun decorating christmas trees 

any post game celebration gif and videos 

baby photo bomb 

a boy’s best friend 

playing with his own bobble head 

and this 

these videos: 

1. paulo being an annoying fucker and not letting mira talk [x]

2. sleeping baby [x]

3.  the time he couldn’t tie his own shoelaces and needed sami to do it for him [x]

4. paulito singing [x]

5. being annoying af when he wins fifa [x]

6. Paulito singing [x] [x]

7. Dancing to trashy music  [x] (this was in the hallway in a hotel when they came on our down under. what would i have given to be in a room next to them and witness this live) 

8. being an extra awkward kid trying to get Iker’s attention [x

9. him just being a weirdo [x]

10. Finally finding playmates his acual age [x

11.  all posts where he’s losing ludo pretty much is a five-year-old kid having a mini tantrum. (He’s a sore loser) [x] [x]

12. Trolling mandzu (how he hasn’t been bashed in the face by mario baffles me. i ship these two sm) [x]

13. more mario trolling [x]

14. being a cute kid mucnhing on grapes [x]

15. claims to be a role model to children when he still is a child himself [x] (gif)

16. puppy snapchat filter looks so good on him (and anto too) [x]

Pic and gifs of paulo hanging out with other kids [x]


Misty Eifel by Jerdess


Is byþ oferceald, ungemetum slidor, glisnaþ glæshluttur, gimmum gelicust, flor forste geworuht, fæger ansyne
Ice is very cold, and immeasurably slippery, it glitters, clear as glass, very like jewels. a floor, wrought by frost, fair to behold.

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but I haven’t seen anyone do it before so… I’m sorry if it has been done!